Stitches Is Back – Everyone’s Favorite Pro-Gun White Rapper

With his SKS, drug talk, and another hot beat:

Good message for the kids as usual.  Sell drugs, send them through USPS, buy a Maserati.

2:20 – “The only thing I’m ever gonna trust / is my AK-47 bruh”.  Interesting… that SKS must just be his music video gun then.  LOL at the scope, bipod, and green laser.

Stitches-RapperLike Stitches said, “Rest in peace to a hater”.   Don’t quote me on this, but I hear Stitches gives a fairly large percentage of his drug earnings to the 2nd Amendment Foundation every month.

Thoughts?

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Dan May 8, 2014 at 04:58 am

At least he has proper gun etiquette…

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Dan May 8, 2014 at 05:04 am

Oh I forgot, thanks for supporting the UNITED STATES MAIL SERVICE.

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Scott May 8, 2014 at 05:04 am

Publicly admitting to a federal crime and MAYO is actually off-white, so it sounds like he has bad product.

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yALLiGNANT May 11, 2014 at 02:12 pm

I sell crack to elementary school children. I just admitted to a federal crime, nothing happened. and I’m pretty sure he said it’s “Whiter” than mayo, so it sounds like his product is just fine

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ThomasChagrin May 8, 2014 at 05:34 am

Just…..wow. World, please stop.

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derpmaster May 8, 2014 at 06:19 am

This dude makes Migos look like Mozart.

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Jim Jones May 8, 2014 at 06:24 am

Oh snap! Migos!

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ENDO-Mike May 8, 2014 at 12:31 pm

LOL VERSACE VERSACE ftw!

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Jim Jones May 8, 2014 at 06:23 am

To be fair, only a drug dealer who knows he is going to have to spend some serious time in the pen some day would get those kind of tattoos. Kind of hard to get a job when you have “unemployable” tattooed all over your face.

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Jim Jones May 8, 2014 at 06:42 am
Cap May 8, 2014 at 10:49 am

How old is your son?
Nine months. And the other one is about to come out in about two or three months.

Are you still in school?
Naw man, I’ve been out of school since I’ve been fuckin’ fourteen.

http://www.complex.com/music/2014/04/stitches-interview

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ENDO-Mike May 8, 2014 at 12:36 pm

Yikes. Well… I don’t even know what to say haha

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tincankilla May 8, 2014 at 10:56 am

if NC*Star had a singing competition, this guy would be obvious contestant.

(to be fair, though, the SKS in the original stock and with improved sights is an excellent and rugged firearm. it just isn’t a bullet hose like an AK.)

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Starvinpilgrim May 9, 2014 at 06:42 am

HAHAHA! ten-hundred internets to you today, good sir!

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Andy Wolf May 8, 2014 at 11:06 am

Littlebeknownst, Stitches is a DEA agent and this is a sting/psyop to get morons to try and ship drugs via the USPS.

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ENDO-Mike May 8, 2014 at 12:30 pm

haha that would be amazing.

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PJ May 8, 2014 at 09:07 pm

Nah he’s probably just straight up working for USPS and this is part of their new underground marketing strategy. They’re trying to establish USPS as the official postal service of gangstas everywhere. Not a market you see UPS and FedEx rushing to fill.

Also kudos on at least having trigger discipline. Maybe he is DEA afterall.

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Jorge May 8, 2014 at 07:32 pm

Did he just rhyme shit with shit.

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Quint Young May 10, 2014 at 06:04 pm

Rhyming word X with X is a common thing for most small time rappers,
what I love is when big name rappers rhyme X with Y and then back with X (as if you wouldn’t notice that)

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Manny Fresco May 8, 2014 at 09:19 pm

Sending blow through the USPS and the boxes aren’t event taped up? But anyway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ihPOTDxMfE&feature=kp

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ENDO-Mike May 8, 2014 at 10:27 pm

Always a relevant song!

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Dan May 8, 2014 at 10:21 pm

You are totally correct Manny, I find it totally unprofessional that he portrays himself as a Drug dealer and would blatantly not seal the boxes properly. Also he did not pack the contents so as it would not slide around. I appreciate that he is trying to help the USPS, out of its debt problems; but please do it the right way and set a example
Thank you Mr. Stitches, for thinking out of or rather inside the box.

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Franco May 8, 2014 at 11:58 pm

I’m just going to throw this out there; maybe Mr. Stitches just doesn’t know there is a difference between an AK-47 and a tapco’d SKS with a UTG red dot, and maybe no one in his entourage has the courage to correct his mistake. Someday a respected hip-hop elder statesman will pull him aside and let him know, and then we will probably see Stitches waving around a VZ 58 in his videos in yet another comical misunderstanding of firearms identification.

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Mattv2099 May 9, 2014 at 12:57 am

Bitch i got extendos

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Me, That Creepy Guy. May 9, 2014 at 02:06 am

Dude, he’s probably gotta take that shit to find it so he can pee.

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Ty May 16, 2014 at 02:37 pm

Lmao I knew you liked this song you replyed to a guys comment on youtube with this lol

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Me, That Creepy Guy. May 9, 2014 at 02:04 am

Man, it’s like i been sayin’…. rap’s dead. That era’s over. I realize that there are still artists out there and what not, but basically, it ain’t cool no more. Stiches here is just lookin’ passe’

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dogxhead May 9, 2014 at 06:30 am

“THIS IS DRUG DEALIN MUUUUUUUSIC!” hahaha so much passion! I hate this so bad I love it.

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heavyfire7537 May 9, 2014 at 07:48 pm

i watch this before I do a work out. The face of the enemy. while he is an asshole I believe he is a symptom of a bigger problem.

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dgdimick May 10, 2014 at 11:07 am

I can just hear it now: Stitches real name is Jerry.

Jerrys Mom – Jerry that will wash off wont it? You know Halloween was over two months ago. change out of your underwear, we need to go to the mall to get some new cloths at the Gap for you.

Stitch – Mom, stop calling me that, I want to be called “Stitch” from now on, you know I keep telling you my dream is to be a big rapper someday, maybe even get mocked on ENDO someday.

Jerrys Mom – Jerry, take that thing out of your mouth, the bridge club will be here in a few minutes and I don’t want them to see you like that. I didn’t spend $6000 on braces to have you wear that “thing”.

Stitch – Mom, stop nagging me, you know it’s part of my street creed and I have to wear this all the time, or the other rappers will make fun of me.

Jerrys Mom – Jerry, go clean your room, Aunt Becky is coming to stay next week and you know she doesn’t like it when your room is dirty, she says it smells. Also no more bean burritos Aunt Becky says your farting keeps her awake

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ENDO-Mike May 10, 2014 at 12:16 pm

haha yea exactly. It’s funny how in the two interviews I’ve read with him, he skirts around the question about “where in Miami did you grow up?” with “Everywhere brUh…. everywhere”. Definitely a rebellious kid from the suburbs.

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305DOMinico May 12, 2014 at 04:30 pm

SERIOUSLY fuckin dying laughing right now. This dudes from Miami Beach, and went to Miami Beach Senior High. He is not from the hood and his dad is a fucking COP. Swear to God. Jeremy aka Stiches…seriously laughing my ass off right now. Granted he may sell cocaine but a thousand white dudes sell grams here and there. This dude is not getting 100 bricks tho. Jeremy needa get real.

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ENDO-Mike May 12, 2014 at 04:35 pm

LOL for real? There goes his street cred. Can you get a yearbook pic?

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bryan May 14, 2014 at 08:52 pm

What’s his real name? He looks mad familiar to me and I live in Miami

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cahblu June 12, 2015 at 12:12 pm

Im almost embarrassed for him…he looks so pathetic

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cahblu June 12, 2015 at 12:19 pm

Im not a huge rap fan but I would love to watch/hear someone raw and underground like Tinn Man tear him to shreds…but im sure this dude cant flow without a half dozen idiots helping him write those cheesy circa 2003 drug rap garbage..

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