Instructor Zero Gets Dynamically Disruptive

OOOOOOOOoooooo Kill’em Zero:

Christian-Bale-Pointing-MemeYou can just hear Zero’s words cutting through the air like a razor sharp Italian pizza wheel when he talks.

LOL those rolls… so dynamic this guy.

Do you guys practice rolls at the range?

Hat tip: Jesse

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Me, That Creepy Guy. May 9, 2014 at 02:19 am

3:55

FFFUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAACCKK!!!!!!!!!

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Andy Wolf May 9, 2014 at 03:36 am

is it just me, or is anybody else growing tired of the beard fad?
I’ve started putting clippers to face just to prevent from looking like everybody else… Who all seem to be sporting nasty pubic face..

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Steve May 9, 2014 at 04:07 am

Nope. I’m with you. I’m sure most of us are too. “Manly” beards are becoming a joke. Let’s blame hipsters and internet memes (they butchered Keep Calm and Carry On). We might as well start calling them “Dynamic” or “Tactical” beards.

Does it seem to you like men with man-beards are to be trying to prove something?

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derpmaster May 9, 2014 at 04:45 am

Bro, do you even tactical? The 1872 lumberjack beard has been proven by science to lower the operator’s high speed/low drag coefficient by at least 2%.

The same goes for the tactical beer gut (or canoli gut, in this guy’s case). Contrary to popular belief, it is actually beneficial to be a flabby middle aged 5’8″ man while out on operations. You need those reserves for when you are operating deep behind enemy lines, or when swimming 40ft under the surface of the North Sea towards that oil rig that has been taken over by Belgian ultranationalists.

You haters need to learn a thing or two about being tactical. Then maybe you could start a youtube channel and spend the handful of google dollars you earn on beard wax.

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Cap May 9, 2014 at 10:34 am

Holy shit, I was thinking the same exact thing when I started watching this. We need to start seeing some tier 0 operators with baby ass faces.

Also, what is the point of the video?

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ENDO-Mike May 9, 2014 at 10:39 am

haha yea baby faces and original Bieber haircuts. Flip the script on everyone.

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T May 9, 2014 at 12:54 pm

Travis Haley is your man then! (Minus the bieber cut)

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ENDO-Mike May 9, 2014 at 12:56 pm
Steve May 10, 2014 at 07:37 pm

Hahaha. I love this blog.

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Scott May 9, 2014 at 05:24 am

Doing rolls or other “tactical” things at the ranges out here would *probably* get you banned for life.

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Chase May 9, 2014 at 07:45 am

Never understood the roll fascination by some. Like Hondo said, “They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life.” Haha.

Now the binary, I can certainly see how that could SIMULATE the literal “fog of war”. Firefight, ambush, anti-personnel, IED maybe. Disorienting as fuck when you’re trying to find your next target.

On the beards, they certainly are becoming mainstream, but hey, they are proven to increase combat effectiveness. I’ve never seen anyone who could grow a full, thick, even beard talk shit about beards. #PatchinessProblems #DoesItGrowInAllWhiteTrashyLikeThat?
source ;) http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-finds-beards-directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/

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Dale Smith May 9, 2014 at 09:42 am

Yeah, I’ve noticed the beard complainers tend to be the baby faced guys, too. On the other hand, I would kill to not have to shave everyday.

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11b May 9, 2014 at 10:25 am

That’s because only SF and other high speed units can roll with a beard downrange …. so naturally their fighting ability is better, because they’re fucking tier 1 lmao

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11b May 9, 2014 at 10:26 am

But I appreciate your #sarcasm

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T May 9, 2014 at 12:55 pm

Who is this guy exactly anyway?

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Cap May 9, 2014 at 01:21 pm

Who cares – hes doing combat rolls, SPLOSIONS!

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David May 9, 2014 at 02:15 pm

Once, goofing off I did some “Captain Kirk rolls” just to have fun with friends. I’m not claiming it as a real life tool but holy crap did it reinforce muzzle discipline and focus on the target. If you think it provides no training, try it. Rolling over, keeping muzzle down range, and finding your sights isn’t easy. To me this is like Fitshot, built to rattle you and make more challenging movement.

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Gwolf May 9, 2014 at 10:45 pm

CARNIK CON FUCKING ROCKS!

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Josh May 10, 2014 at 11:34 am

I love how tactically tight his pants are. I think skin tight pants is the new beard.

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