The Audacity Of Handgun Bicep Carry

Running out of places to carry huh?  Look no further than bicep carry:

Arms-Band-Bicep-Carry

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*FLLLLLex* Gun show loop hole?  Will it fit a Deagle brand Deagle?

A company called Arms Band makes and sells this holster for $35.

Every time I make fun of anything on here there are always a handful of people who think it’s a great idea.  Not only would this method print like crazy unless you’re wearing a shirt a few sizes larger and longer than your usual size (unless you normally dress like a tent), but you’ll also be flagging everyone pretty much every second after you leave the house.  Oh lawd don’t even get me started on the things that could go wrong during the draw.  At least the manufacturer acknowledges the dangers of the holster on the safety precautions page.

Developing a safe draw:

I can’t find a holster review (if one exists) on the USCCA website because it’s such a mess of proportions only attainable by a “marketing company”.  If there is one please let me know in the comments so I can link it.

Thoughts?  Would bicep carry?  I still think colon carry is the way to go if you’re really looking to fly under the radar.

Hat tip: Jason

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That Creepy Guy June 4, 2014 at 02:10 am

What!? (Yeahya!) What!?

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JRKey June 4, 2014 at 03:14 am

Awesome…..now I know what to get ENDO Mike for Christmas this year!

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Joethefatman™ June 4, 2014 at 06:17 am

Fatties(me) and the muscular(not me) need not even try.

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Todd S June 4, 2014 at 06:52 am

I prefer sub-testicular carry. DEEP cover.

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derpmaster June 4, 2014 at 07:41 am

yo dawg, I heard you like guns, so we strapped some guns to your guns so you can gun while you gun.

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Logan June 4, 2014 at 07:49 am

That instructional video with Blue from Old School is pretttty great. You’re my boy, Blue!

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tHAT cREEPY gUY June 4, 2014 at 09:04 pm

HAHAHA!!!! Yes!

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Professor Hale June 4, 2014 at 07:51 am

Looks like slightly less flagging than any other shoulder holster (more if worn by a child). Personally, I think the whole “flagging” thing is being overdone. Guns point SOMEWHERE all the time.

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Doc June 5, 2014 at 07:18 am

They do, but it’s generally best to make sure you point them at yourself and other people as seldom as possible.

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jim bob June 4, 2014 at 08:39 am

only truly concealed carry is to keister a derringer.

i would buy if there was a forearm version.

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Regulus June 4, 2014 at 01:17 pm

Shake my head. This shit is getting ridiculous.

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Drapetomanius June 4, 2014 at 01:19 pm

Prison purse for true deep concealment. Boof your banger.

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TheBear June 4, 2014 at 02:17 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVVmNcqVqWI

Deep Carry.. Sex Machine style.

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JohnnyIShootStuff June 4, 2014 at 04:06 pm

I prefer to conceal under my fat rolls.

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Critter June 4, 2014 at 10:41 pm

laugh if you will, but i knew a guy who did *just* that.

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Nathanael S. June 4, 2014 at 08:44 pm

It might work, but it’s a toughy for sure. Sounds more effective back-up gun territory to me.

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DinoRidingArab June 4, 2014 at 10:35 pm

Mount it to your shoulder and connect it to a HUD like Predator

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Grudge June 6, 2014 at 12:54 pm
Grudge June 6, 2014 at 12:56 pm
Jake June 7, 2014 at 12:18 pm

Because having a loaded gun pointing towards your brachial artery is a great idea…

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Eric June 7, 2014 at 10:53 pm

They believe so much in how safe their product is, they’re going to make a video using a ASP Red Training Gun. Before winter, I bet they’ll come out with a throat carry system point at your head. Never-mind shooting yourself in the heart with the bicep carry holster, you’ll only need one round with the throat carry system.

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Joe D June 18, 2014 at 08:11 pm

Dude that commentary of yours on this one had me on the floor, colon carry.

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