Stitches Dares Somebody To Say That He Won’t Pull The Trigger

Everyone’s favorite pro-gun white rapper, now with Aimpoint, Magpul, and LWRC sponsorship:

If Ja Rule is cookie monster of the rap game, Stitches Is the angry cookie monster in this video.  I have to admit that the beat in his “Mail” music video is catchy… this song not so much.

There was some talk about Stitches being the son of a police officer / Miami Beach senior high alumni on the last vid of his I posted.  This is after all the internet so I don’t know if that guy’s story has any credibility to it.  I asked for a yearbook photo but he didn’t reply.

Stitches-RapperThoughts?  You bumpin Stitches tracks in the ride this summer?

Hat tip: Jim, Van

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JRKey June 23, 2014 at 03:20 am

Now sponsored by ENDO perhaps…..? Endo Mike waving a Deagle in the next vid would be TOTALLY gangsta bro!

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ENDO-Mike June 24, 2014 at 02:47 pm

Getting the Stitches endorsement would be amazing :P

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Jayson June 25, 2014 at 09:54 am

A Stitches / Endo parternship would be fucking EPIC. I would love that bruh.
if you disagree you a DUCK. a DUCK.

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ENDO-Mike June 25, 2014 at 10:03 am

All we need is our AK-47s bruh bruh. I agree, anyone who isn’t down with the collab is a DUCK.

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Jayson June 25, 2014 at 10:19 am

LMAO now thatt is fucking funny :D
but seriously, it needs to happen
on my SK bruh

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Never Go Full Yeager June 23, 2014 at 04:14 am

I have never heard a white rapper drop the “N-bomb” before! @3:07 I just don’t what to say.

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Never Go Full Yeager June 23, 2014 at 04:16 am

don’t *know* what

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hydepark June 23, 2014 at 02:17 pm

I’ve never understood why calling themselves and each other niggers is so popular. I theorize it’s a subconcious self-subjugating result of years of brainwashing by people like Sharpton and Jackson.

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Lolinski June 24, 2014 at 12:51 am

Maybe it is about taking away the power of the word through reductio ad absurdum?

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zeke June 23, 2014 at 07:01 am

Anyone else wonder how he got the LWRC?

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Skip11B June 23, 2014 at 07:41 am

um…hes a gangsta. he bought it with all those hundo’s he has. Airsoft gun? hmmmm…..

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Jim June 23, 2014 at 09:17 am
TheBear June 23, 2014 at 09:19 am

What the fuck did I just watch?

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Taylor TX June 23, 2014 at 11:58 am

Id have to agree, I got through less than 30 seconds.

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derpmaster June 23, 2014 at 01:40 pm

Seeing the thumbnail of his mouth immediately reminded me of this image: http://i.imgur.com/Dhab4zf.jpg

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dgdimick June 26, 2014 at 01:49 pm

Damn, that’s going to take more then Listerine to wash out.

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Zachary June 23, 2014 at 02:59 pm

You asked him for a yearbook photo? Good lord thats funny

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ChrisM June 23, 2014 at 03:49 pm

This is completely awful. Ive been known to pump the gangsta rap from time to time but this is absolutely terrible.

Mike is there a thumbs-down button we can add to ENDO? Give the people power to veto! Lol

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ENDO-Mike June 25, 2014 at 10:13 pm

haha I might just have to integrate the voting system.

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Critter June 24, 2014 at 06:48 am

what a douche.

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santi June 24, 2014 at 06:58 am

That 10 yard zero on the aimpoint.

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John F. June 24, 2014 at 05:19 pm

He needs to work on his audio production a bit but he’s got something going’ on.

Last rappers I listened to with any regularity was Public Enemy. While I watched dinosaurs roam the earth out my window.

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Andrew June 24, 2014 at 07:41 pm

Mike y u do this, why don’t you cover Bodycount making a come back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sokdL-0iV9s

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ENDO-Mike June 25, 2014 at 10:23 pm

Right on Andrew, thanks for the heads up. I’m making a post up right now.

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Jayson June 25, 2014 at 09:59 am

the guy in his other vid comments that said his name was Jeremy and his dad was a cop etc etc is full of shit. First, if you’re going to expose him, why omit a surname ?

Anyway, his name appears to be PHILLIP.

His rap name used to be LIL PHIL:

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/unlocking-the-mystery-of-stitches-the-rapper-behind-brick-in-yo-face

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ENDO-Mike June 25, 2014 at 10:14 am

Gangsta! Phil could just be an alias too though *adjusts tinfoil hat*.

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Jayson June 25, 2014 at 10:18 am

hmmm true. maybe “Menace” isn’t Compton’s surname ? I guess I just assumed it would be such an odd alias to use a regular name. Then again, this is Stitches we’re talking about….. *adjusts my duck bill*

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Jayson June 25, 2014 at 10:20 am

s/full of shit/likely off the mark

sorry, that was duckish of me

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FatMac1045 July 4, 2014 at 01:17 pm

that was unadulterated bullshit……

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grinded nig September 23, 2015 at 08:47 pm

This fag ain’t no gangsta you stupid fucks hung on his dick super hard. Stitches is a faggot ass white nigger.

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