Shark Guns

High capacity fear:





Via Supercompressor.

From the artist Christopher Schulz:

They become an attractor of curiosity, one that brings us closer to our fears by showing these items in an elegant, beautiful way.

From the gallery owner:

They sell for between $4,000 and $42,000 depending on the edition, and have been purchased by clients all over the world. “It’s fascinating seeing the different types of people who are drawn to them and for what reason,” she said. “I can say with certainty that no other works in my gallery have attracted more attention and enthusiasm.”

Well that doesn’t sound like the project is done because of anti-gun beliefs… quite the opposite actually.  The guy appreciates both guns and sharks.  I feel that.  I saw jaws… watched a couple news reports and was all “BAN ASSAULT SHARKS” until I realized it’s not the Shark’s fault he’s just doing what he’s meant to do and we’re encroaching.

Oh there’s also a ray, because they are misunderstood and “scary” too:


Seeing a ray, I’m not instantly like “OH SHIT SON!”, but I’d have to say I am kind of sketched out when I’m at beaches and there are signs warning of them.  Gotta keep a close eye on the sand, so you don’t get got when a ray catches you slippin.

You can check out Christopher Schulz website for more interesting pieces.

Thoughts?  It’s too bad these aren’t functional right?  PEW PEW PEW out the shark’s mouth.



Jim Jones August 8, 2014 at 06:11 am

Jumping the shark a little more literally.


Todd S August 8, 2014 at 10:05 am

“Come on in, Arthur! The water’s a little sharky today!”


LongBeach August 8, 2014 at 03:53 pm

Getting hit by a stingray sucks ass. I get stung at least once a year, and it’s a day-ruiner. Always seems to happen when my truck is at least a mile away from where I surf, which makes for a really fun walk back. Stingrays=dickheads. Sharks are cool though, if I had the scratch I’d definitely pick one of these things up.


ENDO-Mike August 8, 2014 at 04:24 pm

Ugh that sounds like the worst, now you have me even more paranoid haha!


seans August 9, 2014 at 05:18 pm

Are you sure you are getting hit by a stingray, cause they ruin more than a day, most times require some stitches.


T August 8, 2014 at 05:17 pm

Royal Nonesuch should build one that shoots.


Weer'd Beard August 8, 2014 at 06:32 pm

Irony, all non-deadly species of shark! I’ve handled a few of them personally (both the guns and the sharks).

The stingray did kill Steve Erwin, but that was a totally freak incident…


Anonymoose August 8, 2014 at 08:25 pm

Just like sharks, guns kill very few people compared to other things that the general populace doesn’t find “scary.”


Gizmo August 9, 2014 at 02:44 am

AK-Shark, when you want to Sharknado every motherfisher in the room, accept no substitutes


Kevin August 9, 2014 at 07:45 am

But what the fuck makes it worth $42,000?


derpmaster August 9, 2014 at 10:06 am

It’s art, aka condo decorations for extremely rich people.

I would totally buy one of these if I had near infinite money. It would look sweet on a fireplace mantle or shelf.


John Fritz August 9, 2014 at 08:42 am

They aren’t functional!?!

Oh, right. ’cause if they were then that would mean 94% of the fucking world wouldn’t be allowed to buy one.


SittingDown August 9, 2014 at 09:40 am

Puts some LEDs in the eyes. Could be a deterrent. LOL


Chad August 9, 2014 at 09:32 am

So, the “Ray-gun” is officially invented.


Todd S August 9, 2014 at 12:33 pm



Sheepdog6 August 9, 2014 at 06:19 pm

How different would the end of jaws been if the M-1 Garand had been banned?


DV August 10, 2014 at 04:47 pm

Belt-fed Great White please.


IllTemperedCur August 11, 2014 at 09:02 am

So where are the laser sights supposed to go?



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