Instructor Zero Addresses If Operational Experience Is Required

This is a few weeks late, but since Ja Rule wasn’t available we hear from Instructor Zero:

Instructor Zero is an authority on a lot of topics now.  This is hard to listen to as usual, but according to the general consensus in the comments he essentially talking about the Cory07ink operational stolen valor shenanigans that happened.

I turned on auto subtitles just for kicks, and naturally YouTube had no idea what the hell was going on:

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Instructor-ZeroYea I don’t know wtf just happened.  He literally could have just read the dictionary and I would have got about the same amount of useful info from it.

Thoughts?

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Tantal74 September 2, 2014 at 02:40 am

Now I have to go back and re-watch any video where he talks with CC turned on. This is gold.

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ENDO-Mike September 2, 2014 at 09:54 am

haha yea same!

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SittingDown September 2, 2014 at 04:17 am
ENDO-Mike September 2, 2014 at 09:55 am

+1

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Jim September 2, 2014 at 07:00 am

Whoa, those subtitles had me cracking up. Nice work Mike!

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ENDO-Mike September 2, 2014 at 09:56 am

haha you’re welcome, I owe it all to YouTube and Zero.

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Todd S September 2, 2014 at 07:34 am

This is like Bad Lip Reading or any of the Downfall CC videos. Awesome.

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PPGMD September 2, 2014 at 07:38 am

Eye pro, ear pro, gloves, plate carrier, he is fully decked out in case he has to operate operationally during this video.

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Steveweiser September 2, 2014 at 08:24 am

I was crying I was laughing so hard!

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pointblank4445 September 2, 2014 at 09:40 am
ENDO-Mike September 2, 2014 at 10:01 am

haha

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Scott September 2, 2014 at 09:53 am

Where is this guy from? He’s got an Italian flag? on his sleeve, but sounds like no Italian i’ve ever encountered.

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Eric September 2, 2014 at 01:01 pm

Don’t question the guy, he’s got an embroidered sleeve so he’s 100% a legit Italian operator – at least in his own mind.

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beardly September 2, 2014 at 12:45 pm

I work at a University in IT… we have lot of international staff members, and instructor zero beats most of them in English. Unless you have herd the full fury of a somewhat vodka drunk Russian Professor demaning instant repairs to a PC controling a electromicroscope THAT HE BROKE, you have not experiensed anything…

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ENDO-Mike September 2, 2014 at 12:49 pm

Haha true. Most of my engineering profs spoke basically zero (no pun intended) English. We would just sit there like uhhhhhhh? Thankfully their slides and writing were readable.

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JohnnyIShootStuff September 2, 2014 at 03:34 pm

The econ profs where the same. It was like IndiaEnglish and never was the letter W heard. Vorld Vide Veb on Vensday.

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John Fritz September 2, 2014 at 05:30 pm

I like I.Z. But I do not like this video of I.Z.

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Punish3r September 2, 2014 at 06:32 pm

who the fuck cares what his bg is he can out shoot 90% of us on here!

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Tito September 2, 2014 at 07:05 pm

Whoa whoa. 90%? I think we are all forgetting that this is the ENDO blog, not thefirearmblog. More like 100%.

I mean, look, they say ENDO Mike is a pacifist and doesn’t even own a gun. He just sits in his mom’s basement living off that fat settlement he got from Asymmetric Solutions after the death threat lawsuit, and makes spare cash selling t-shirts to Richard Ryan and Vestibule Sphincter and Tactical FX or whatever his name is today. They say he sleeps in a bed of .22LR, but who knows. Of course, the guys over at AR15.com said that he only sleeps one hour a night and he was born in a mental institution… I heard he has facial reconstructive surgery every 3 years. He is a great man.

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ENDO-Mike September 2, 2014 at 08:26 pm

LOL nice one.

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Starvinpilgrim September 3, 2014 at 05:54 am

Tito, you forgot about that youtube gun enthusiast mat209redhotbuttplug

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Tito September 3, 2014 at 03:28 pm

Hahaha. Good catch. Sorry guys.

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Tito September 3, 2014 at 03:29 pm

Damn. Missed the perfect response. “Yeah, that guy really burns my ass.”

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Punish3r September 2, 2014 at 07:41 pm

lol

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Gwolf September 2, 2014 at 07:42 pm

I swear man he’s having a laugh at all of us. Getting a kick out of the haters hating.

Like other people have begun to suspect, I say he’s the gun community’s Spinal Tap, poking fun at all the absurdities of operating hard at the local skeet club.

The goofy drills, the gear, the double holsters, the accent, the rolls and ice buckets. The derp, the horror, the humanity.

Then it hit me. Like a diamond tipped bullet between the eyes. The genius of that.

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ENDO-Mike September 2, 2014 at 08:26 pm

haha yea I’m not entirely convinced yet, but that’s definitely a solid theory.

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Smooth Operator September 2, 2014 at 09:24 pm

I made that same point in the comments section of a different video on this blog.

Evidence includes his mix CD and shooting gangster style with your shoulder and left hand to prevent “acoustic shock”.

He is getting the best of many.

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Rob September 2, 2014 at 08:06 pm

2:51
“if the logic of technique fine an ass sounds,…”

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ENDO-Mike September 2, 2014 at 08:25 pm

LOL I can’t believe I missed that one.

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jschmidt213 September 2, 2014 at 09:57 pm

You need to team up with him on some YouTube CC t-shirts. If I’ve got to operate behind a bagel, I need a shirt for that.

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ENDO-Mike September 2, 2014 at 09:59 pm

ahhahha niche market for sure, but that would be epic.

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Gwolf September 3, 2014 at 10:00 am

Hell yeah. Get ahold of this guy and be the official licensed clothier of Team Zero!

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T September 3, 2014 at 02:33 pm

lol too bad 5.11 jumped the gun on that one…

Hahaha this is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time…

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Jason September 3, 2014 at 05:23 pm

Damn I have hours of lulz ahead of me

Instructor Zero

“I Rio her silly or something like that, yeah we need to explain.”

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/400890804304000102/

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ENDO-Mike September 3, 2014 at 05:25 pm

LOL nice one

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daz33 September 4, 2014 at 01:44 pm

Never heard anyone talk so much but said so little.

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kingof9x September 11, 2014 at 04:53 pm

I think he understands english as well as he speaks it. He does a really good job at not answering any question posed to him.

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ENDO-Mike September 11, 2014 at 04:59 pm

It could be a clever evasive OPSEC maneuver. :P

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Stervo October 16, 2014 at 08:13 am

He’s trying to tell you how to save your own life during a gunfight and you aren’t listening.

What you hear says more about what’s in your head than what’s coming out of his mouth.

3:26: “That’s for sure-
because we can’t preview
in the details
which kind of environment
we are going–
or micro-environment–
we are going to find.

Think about one sitting:
I don’t know
if I have a gun fight
where I’m going to have that gun fight.

I mean, inside a car,
behind a vehicle,
behind a wall,
in a… in a building,
in a CQB,
in one room with three windows,
in one room with six doors,
I don’t know.

So I can’t prepare just one option–
I need to be prepared for,
and I need to adapt myself,
at that environment,
so I need to be prepared for all…

More is the options that I can choose,
More is the possibility that I can win the fight.”

Got your back, Instructor Z.

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Disgusting Fatbody February 8, 2015 at 08:10 pm

He out shoots EVERYONE who is bad mouthing. Wheres YOUR bad ass shooting videos posted?

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