Stitches Croons About Guns On A Richie Stackin Track

Holy, like 10 seconds into the song and I felt like I had glass shards, Tabasco sauce, and angry fire ants passing through my colon… Stitches has the roughest voice in the game right now.

Richie Stackin looking like he ducked his teenage mom at the park while she was off smoking Newports, then quickly met up with Stitches on the low to record this video.  He was back on the monkey bars before she even cared to look again.  Oh well at least she’ll be proud when she sees the video.  Wait did I just talk shit about Richie Stackin?  Does that mean I’m Bitchmade?  I guess so… damn!

Is that Smart car in the back owned by a member of their entourage?  If so, that’s ill.

2:23 – “I’m in love with my rifle”.  The tapcofucked SKS (AK-47 he calls it) from his previous video?  Right on!  I love hearing pro-gun raps.  As he says earlier, his best friend is his strap (gun)… mess with him you get clapped (shot).  Real talk.

Stitches-RapperInitially I thought his necklace was a gold shell casing, but I realized it actually looks like a gold Bic pen lid.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Jim

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Zachary September 15, 2014 at 01:34 am

Isn’t he going to be in the new mad max movie? He’d make a great antagonist

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James September 15, 2014 at 05:15 pm

That would be perfect! I was thinking one of the Batman villains.

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JRKey September 15, 2014 at 04:36 am

NNOOOOOWWWW I know how to make a rap video……just shake the fucking shit out of the camera! Dude WTF?!?! I got sea-sick watching that vid….no more of that please!

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Skip11B September 15, 2014 at 05:15 am

UGH, me too, I had to stop watching it at my desk cause I was getting all pukey.

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Jeep September 15, 2014 at 06:36 am

HA HA should have read your comments before watching, I just puked around 1:51.

I confirm though for the golden Bic lid necklace… Ha ha…

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Taylor September 15, 2014 at 03:36 pm

It made Cloverfield look like it was filmed with a bolted down tripod… That was awful. I was kinda hoping he’d been offed by a cartel or something as well, didn’t expect him to show up again. Wonder how much he had to pay for those two chicks to sit there as well.

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Scott September 15, 2014 at 04:59 am

As a white, middle class, 30 something, banana republic shopper… I have a hard time connecting with Stitches’s music…

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TheBear September 15, 2014 at 06:26 am

Are you sure? Having a condo with a fish tank means you have big bank. Or something.

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Scott September 15, 2014 at 07:33 am

I don’t have a condo or a fish tank. But now i’m looking on craigslist…

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SittingDown September 15, 2014 at 07:58 am

Don’t waste your time. Fish tank to craigslist has something to do with solitary confinement.

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ENDO-Mike September 15, 2014 at 12:23 pm

Both are crucial.

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ENDO-Mike September 15, 2014 at 12:23 pm

LOL

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Rob September 15, 2014 at 07:16 pm

Personally I prefer the new Huey Lewis and the News album. Have you heard it? Stitches probably does not even have a business card. Meh.

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ThomasChagrin September 15, 2014 at 05:21 am

As a white middle class 30-something who grew up through the Golden Era of Hiphop, I have a hard time connecting with Stitches’ music as well. Sorry, but this is complete crap. And….nothing like keeping it low profile with the supposed drug sales. Really? Just….no.

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SittingDown September 15, 2014 at 08:00 am

He’s been using a little too much of his product. I wanna ask him one thing…. “Why so serious?”

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Leonard September 15, 2014 at 06:59 am

Can’t say much for his lyrical lyrics, but at least he displays some trigger control.

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John September 15, 2014 at 07:09 am

I actually met stitches at my gym in coconut grove and he was really cool and polite. We didn’t speak about his music but my friend said “nice tats” and he responded “thank you.” Surprisingly nice young man.

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ENDO-Mike September 15, 2014 at 12:24 pm

If only he could channel is zeal for selling and doing blow into something legal, the sky would be the limit!

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Scott September 15, 2014 at 07:28 am

If you want a good laugh, turn on closed captioning. ;)

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lolinski September 15, 2014 at 11:20 am

You are right, here is a screenshot:

http://i59.tinypic.com/29qmsk7.png

Good stuff.

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ENDO-Mike September 15, 2014 at 11:25 am

haha awesome. It works to paste links on here! I edited your comment so it would show up, thanks!

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KneeShot September 15, 2014 at 08:10 am

Real talk. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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PrzFghtr September 15, 2014 at 09:50 am

Toture.

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ComradeGarcia September 15, 2014 at 11:41 am

Stitches actually has a new AK, it’s some kind of stockless one missing the upper handguard.

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Chuck Finley September 16, 2014 at 06:52 am

Bastard child of ICP and the joker, with the talent of neither (if you call it talent)

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SittingDown September 16, 2014 at 10:01 am

Think I’ve figured it out using my Drogan’s decoder ring from a box of Lucky Charms. His name is Stitches. There’s a hood saying called “Snitches get stitches.” So his name is hood speak for informant. He’s a CI. See? Oh and I’ve successfully translated that static-filled, triple-scrambled microwave transmission between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese. They were only using a simple poly-phonetically grouped twenty digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls. :D

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Chuck Finley September 16, 2014 at 07:30 am

Im just gonna leave this here.

http://i.imgur.com/6FCcFYB.jpg

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ENDO-Mike September 29, 2014 at 09:23 am

haha

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Kevin September 21, 2014 at 12:29 pm

I’ve been waiting for this dude’s album to show up on The Pirate Bay for ages.

ENDO got me hooked on this. I’m a death metal guy and I absolutely love Stitches hahaha.

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shank September 24, 2014 at 05:32 am

this guy is obviously a very nice young man, you cant judge a book by its cover. bs. real tough guy, modest, polite; all of the characteristics of a strong society, quality.

anytime i see anything current i find myself hating everything and everyone and it seems to get worse day after day. god forbid if i say that aloud, then people get concerned. you’re worried about me? did you just watch that video?

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Nellie Lemon November 7, 2014 at 01:00 am

Richie is our son and we love him very much, sorry dude I don’t smoke cig, and We are proud of Richie Stackin since he started a long time ago with his real rap………
Hope to meet you one day Stitches. keep up the good work Come to see us in Costa Rica …… Keep Stackin Rickie You are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hextone December 24, 2014 at 03:27 pm

May have found the problem with his business plan:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGy-5to56LE

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