Mujahideen Operators Fake It Till They Make it

Putting the “radical” in radical Islam special forces:

All black everythang.  That’s how the Mujahideen rolls.

1:04 – “I said one large pizza NO bacon, not EXTRA bacon.  NO BACON you infidel.  NONE!”

1:14 – Forward rolls are always an acceptable A -> B move.

1:47 – AK door breach!  By shooting the bottom half of the door even haha.

2:22 – Mad Islamic bushcraft / camouflage skills.  I fuck heavy with that “walking trees” look.

3:39 – OH SHIT Islamic Tannerite FTW!  I recognize that explosion.

7:58 – Rolling 4 deep in the Mazda with the snorkle bout to wreck shit with AK-47s Mujahideen style.

8:23 – Two radical Islamic menswear gurus meet on a Syrian runway to discuss alphet selection for the F/W 2014 look book.  Only one makes it out alive.

8:56 – Mujahideen moving vehicle personnel transition.  v. rare and never before caught on camera.

9:34 – Whole squad got heat in the BMW X5.  Pound for pound laying bustas down.

9:56 – Islamic Morpheus in the red Hyundai.  They have his back, real talk.

You can tell these guys built their questionable skills off Costa, Instructor Zero, Sonny “Shoot House” Puzikas, and maybe even a bit of Cory & Erica’s videos.  You know damn well all they did the whole time during Cory & Erica videos though is bitch that Erica wasn’t ever wearing a hijab.  Maybe they had a Radical team to edit a hijab on Erica in post production?  That would be ill.

There is also PART 1 (embedded above) which precedes the first vid.  Some epic music and a “basic training” type course those Islam ninjas negotiate with the high-speed-low-drag quickness.  On some Mujahideen olympic style maneuvers.  They even have some flaming rings they gracefully dive through at 5:22 which I’m thinking is a subtle backhanded homage / diss.  7:16 in part one has some weapon disarms which are pretty standard.

7:38 – Forward rolls and target engagement with AKs!  Very Sonny “shoot house” Puzikas x Instructor Zero influenced.

Mujahideen-Special-ForcesWho’s supplying the Mujahideen with GoPros?  Are their morale patches witty like ours?

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Thomas

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LongBeach November 23, 2014 at 02:34 am

Hi Towelheads,

Just a quick note from us Americans, we thought you’d like to know that we’re getting kind of sick of your bullshit, and we’d really appreciate it if you stopped your shenanigans. We know that you’re tired of trying to get your goats to stand still so you can fuck them. We get it. I mean, not really, but whatever. Actually, we don’t get it at all. You dickheads fuck goats. Wtf? No wonder you’re so pissed all the time. Anyways, here’s the deal: ya’ll can fuck as many goats as you want, wear as many towels on your head as you want, and ride camels all day long, BUT… If you fuck with us, we will bring down upon you The Righteous Fucking Hand Of God. That doesn’t mean AKs and grenades. That means drones with Hellfire missiles, that means Apache gunships, that means pissed off Marines with purpose-built rifles, that means Abrams tanks, that means satellites in fucking SPACE spying up your ass, all day, every fucking day. That means bunker busters blowing every place you thought was safe to hell and back. That means Intercontinental Ballistic Missles flying up your ass. You would do well to eat a bacon double fuckin’ cheeseburger and start praying to Christ that your life is spared, cuz we are going to blacken the earth and blot out the sun in your so-called holy land, motherfucker. We will ruin you.

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ENDO-Mike November 23, 2014 at 03:24 pm

Lol nice!

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Jeep November 25, 2014 at 05:28 am

I love you LongBeach !

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Kevin November 23, 2014 at 03:03 am

If I owned (somehow) the American company “youtube” I’d totally just shut off service for that part of the world, and have all these crap Islam videos deleted, fuck em.

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ENDO-Mike November 23, 2014 at 03:25 pm

Yea exactly, same. They would just be on live leak anyway tough so I guess in today’s world you can’t really censor anyone.

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kevin November 24, 2014 at 07:49 am

Yeah but we could try a little harder to send em back to the DHSing us VHS tapes of beheadings ya’know?

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Taylor TX November 23, 2014 at 08:17 pm

They love the Aloha Snackbar wayyyyy too much to turn it off.

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dgdimick November 23, 2014 at 08:53 pm

That’s one of the problems with the first amendment, you don’t get to pick and chouse what’s allowed. If I let you post gun stuff, then you have to allow me to post towelheads fucking goats.

Sort of sucks we have Americans dieing to protect the rights of these ass clowns to post this shit.

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Grindstone November 23, 2014 at 11:25 pm

As much as I agree with the sentiments, that’s not quite correct. The 1A protect speech from *government* censorship. Youtube is a privately-held website and they can censor whatever the hell they want.

That said, I would hate to lose this kind of entertainment!

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dgdimick November 24, 2014 at 07:29 am

You’re correct, YouTube being a private company has the right to delete what ever postings they want, and for what ever reason, or no reason at all.

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John Fritz November 23, 2014 at 04:47 am

The second I saw that snorkeled Mazda I knew we was in fo’ BIG OPS.

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overkill556x45 November 23, 2014 at 12:48 pm

Parts of this movie made me think it was shot on an old Mythbusters set. Others made me think they were shot on old US bases in the north of Trashcanistan. Sad either way.

On my final tour as an operational operator, we trained the Afghan Border Patrol. I was in a few scrapes with them and every time, the road would be littered with ABP weapons–no ABP soldiers in sight. Why? They were in the ditch in the fetal position. I assisted our platoon medic in patching no less than four ass wounds in April, 2011. I’m superbly not scared of these idiots. You shouldn’t be either.

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ENDO-Mike November 23, 2014 at 03:27 pm

Lol but they wear all black, carry AKs, and do rolls! :P

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Jeep November 24, 2014 at 02:59 am

For the black pajamas, to quote Brad Colbert from 1st Recon (at least in HBO’s “Generation Kill”): “Guys wearing black pajamas did pretty well in Vietnam, you gotta respect the pajamas…”.

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Sheepdog6 November 23, 2014 at 02:22 pm

Was I sick the day they taught operational barrel rolling?

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ENDO-Mike November 23, 2014 at 03:27 pm

Either that or you’ve been sleeping on the tactic. :P

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WV Cycling November 23, 2014 at 04:02 pm

Mazda Truck? Bitch, you know every terrorist organization worth their weight in gold uses the TOYOTA HILUX. http://theconversation.com/getting-technical-toyota-pickups-anti-aircraft-weapons-and-the-libyan-revolution-3643 / http://www.newsweek.com/why-rebel-groups-love-toyota-hilux-74195

All black in that kind of climate? You could smell them from a mile away, yo.

Was that a makarov pistol @7:20 in the Part 1 video?

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ENDO-Mike November 23, 2014 at 04:21 pm

I’d say that is definitely a Makarov at 7:20! hahah @ the HiLux.

Ugh yea I bet those guys reeeeeeek.

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Grindstone November 23, 2014 at 11:27 pm

I have a nifty link on SIPR where I can watch drones all day when I get bored. From what I’ve seen, it’s very dangerous to own a Hilux. They seem to just spontaneously explode all the time…

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Mountain November 23, 2014 at 04:10 pm
ENDO-Mike November 23, 2014 at 04:14 pm

LO-actual-L

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MattW November 24, 2014 at 09:41 am

WTF?? Lol

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Gwolf November 24, 2014 at 05:49 pm

I don’t know what I just saw, but I know that I want them to perform at my next wedding. Inshallah.

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Andrew November 23, 2014 at 07:09 pm

Shazam couldn’t ID that hot track, Mike do you know the name of the song bruh?

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ENDO-Mike November 23, 2014 at 07:11 pm

LOL I thought it was maybe off the new Rick Ross album, but now I’m not sure. Either way, it’s definitely a banger destined for the top40 and club playlists this fall/winter.

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MEASLEY November 23, 2014 at 07:56 pm

its a hidden track off t-swift’s 1989 album. t-swift sneaky like that

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Yourmacroismymicro November 23, 2014 at 11:46 pm

Nice ballerina dancing! This looks a lot more like rocky horror picture show rehersal in the woods than tactical badassery.

I wonder if these fucktards could outlast an incursion by a junior Appleseed group.

Love the moving vehicle LALO jumping! Maybe if they got some tactical rollerskates they could LALO transition to vehicle at higher speeds.

Hopefully some lucky jihadist douchebag is going to be alluh akbar-ing (god willing) this muslim Christmas when their favorite and blessed sheikh surprises them with a pair. I suggest pink. It offsets all black (shoot me center mass because nothing in nature that moves is black) ninja costumes and is the same color as (not shown) standard issue jihadist

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Yourmacroismymicro November 23, 2014 at 11:47 pm

Panties.

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Jeep November 24, 2014 at 02:58 am

Since when did “Islam” became an airsoft club?

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Dan G November 24, 2014 at 05:41 am

Apparently if you wear enough Chinese knock off gear for long enough you get infected with the Airsoft it would seem. :)

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ENDO-Mike November 24, 2014 at 12:05 pm

Lol I wonder what “ouch bro!” in Arabic is?

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Jeep November 24, 2014 at 06:07 am

Seriously, I was expecting their AK to sound like bzt, bzt, bzt, “OUT” each time. It really seems sooooo childish.

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MattW November 24, 2014 at 09:42 am

I actually turned off the volume less than half way through and that is exactly what I was hearing in my head for the rest of the vid lol

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lolinski November 24, 2014 at 08:28 am

As a muslim I am really offended. I mean, you as a gun blogger should know those are AKMs and not AK-47s.

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ENDO-Mike November 24, 2014 at 09:44 am

Haha it’s a risk I take every time I talk about something that looks like an AK… My newbishness shows.

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ikhlasy November 24, 2014 at 11:29 am

yo bru, let’s try out that thing we did om call of duty/ battlefield in real life..

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ENDO-Mike November 24, 2014 at 12:06 pm

Haha “only if inshallah my mom let’s us use her Mazda bro.”

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Gwolf November 24, 2014 at 01:31 pm

Well. God Damn. Look at them faggots roll around and play grab-ass.

I haven’t seen shit like this since Sho Kosugi starred in Revenge of the Ninja.

They definitely do not have nice enough skin to oper8 at tier 1.

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Sheepdog6 November 24, 2014 at 04:39 pm

Mike, your next t-shirt idea is a three panel stick figure guy barrel rolling with an AK in hand. Some witty saying underneath it and you’ll sell kajillions.

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