Jane Brown Keller – Well Within Tinder Right-Swipe Territory

The Tinder slider maxes out at 55+. In the past I’ve never had the courage or the want to venture past 35… but this video had me like hmmmmm (haha sorta joking sorta not).

That’s a good looking old gal, I’ll say that much. I bet she’d have a sassy Tinder “about me” too. Something emasculating, like a cute twiste on “Bro do you even operate?” (That e on twist was a typo but I left it in because it works). If you are smooth enough with your wordplay to land a first date, Jane would open carry and laugh at your skinny cut outfit. You’d correct her that it’s an “athletic cut”, then she would throw her head back in laughter. Jane would also make fun of you for drinking white wine, and pay the bill for the night before you even got a chance.

Jane-Brown-Keller-ShooterIf you’re unfamiliar, Jane is a champion competitive clay shooter and one of the founders of the Annie Oakley Shooters.

I’m glad that for my self-esteem, no one has pointed out that whenever I’m single the thirst levels on this blog are radioactive. Thanks for looking out guys, seriously you’re the best.

Thoughts?  Would right swipe?

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Critter November 27, 2014 at 07:47 am

i’d right swipe that till she screams for mercy.

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derpmaster November 27, 2014 at 10:35 am

I’d give it 65% odds that she has a clit ring.

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Rick598 November 27, 2014 at 12:58 pm

LOL I’m old and married so had to google Tinder. I would have right swiped though!

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SittingDown November 27, 2014 at 01:56 pm

She’s cool.

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Chris November 28, 2014 at 01:07 am

How flattering. Feminism really has passed you by eh…

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AaronW November 28, 2014 at 06:26 am

Yup… Would def say yes to her.

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Orangejoe November 28, 2014 at 08:39 am

You lost me at “The Tinder…”

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