Shooting Pumpkin Rapists From A Hayloft

LOL this guy.  Gross:

VizualCandi-Rickyhahah ummm.

On a related note, hayloft shenanigans are the best.  I used to run mad operations in my grandpa / uncle’s hayloft it’s lucky I didn’t break my everything.

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TAOFLEDERMAUS November 29, 2014 at 02:43 am

I thought that might have been a Canokon video at first. What happened to that dude?

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ENDO-Mike November 29, 2014 at 01:00 pm

Yea I miss his vids. I know he works in the industry so I’m assuming he’s probably just busy with that :(

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Smooth Operator November 29, 2014 at 04:29 am

That was hard to watch but when he presented the female pumpkin with some unknown white decoration across the face and said, “Stick your dick in it. It won’t tell you to do the dishes afterwards and feels a whole lot better than your hand” I grinned.

The sad thing is I imagine some foreign users watching it out of context and thinking everyone here is nuts. With subtitles that would make for some good North Korean propaganda.

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ENDO-Mike November 29, 2014 at 01:00 pm

Haha propaganda. Yea no kidding.

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Rootbeer Joe November 29, 2014 at 06:27 am

Feels a bit forced to be honest, and if I wanted to see a guy fucking about in a cheap wig i’d just go to this OG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkL9Fpp1FF4

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ENDO-Mike November 29, 2014 at 01:01 pm

Lol wtf did I just watch?

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Rootbeer Joe November 29, 2014 at 01:30 pm

Just your average youtube star. His MIDI keyboard game is off the charts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTyi2uWUMg

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John Fritz November 29, 2014 at 07:15 am

Is he… is he wearing those world-famous straight-from-reality-TV-show-icon-Jonah-White Billy-Bob brand patented fake hillbilly teeth?

Because if so, well then damn Sam.

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ENDO-Mike November 29, 2014 at 01:02 pm

I sure hope so. If not we should start a Kickstarter to raise money.

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Taylor December 1, 2014 at 03:00 pm

Yet again: another ambassador of the second amendment. *sigh*
Although he at least knows which gun really gets the job done lol.

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