Tactical Shooting From An Expert Karate God Rock Ministry

My mind explodes on so many levels watching this:

God Rock Ministries / Expert Karate is the YouTube channel.  Yea I don’t get it either.  So it’s like a church / dojo?  LOL cool I guess?

Ok this vid is hilarious from the jump, but at 0:13 when the dude had his solo then banged his head on the wall I lost it LOL.

0:38 – “Sulso Doko come out!” *pew pew pew pew*  Nothing like sending the one girl out in front of the line of fire to do barrel rolls on the ground while firing.  TIER -239 shit you probably couldn’t handle.

1:34 Me = Dead LOL:


I hope those girls come around quick to see that the point of this seems to be “Simulated shooting at a wall as an excuse for a lonely guy 3x your age to spend time with you”.   This isn’t useful “training” of any sort.

I love how the guy has what looks like a sheathed survival knife on his left hip too hahah.


Hat tip: Mitori



TAOFLEDERMAUS November 29, 2014 at 02:39 am

What the what? SO many questions and confusion! And what is “high velocity air pistol technology”? How are they not hitting each other? Shouldn’t the mirrors be shattering? Finally,
can’t they see how foolish they look with all those mirrors? Damn this is a new classic! Bonk- head on wall!


ENDO-Mike November 29, 2014 at 12:56 pm

Hahah Yea exactly on all counts.


FX Hummel November 29, 2014 at 05:35 am

Educational and fast paced.


ENDO-Mike November 29, 2014 at 12:56 pm

Convince Yeager to implement these techniques!


JohnnyIShootStuff November 29, 2014 at 06:16 am

Wow, there are so many things wrong with this video. First, what the hell are they doing? Two, thumb over thumb behind the beavertail – someone needs to correct this girl being deployed by the girls. Third, I see triggers slapping. Fourth, muzzle sweep is not a concept they’ve taught – I guess that comes with the yellow belt. Fifth, what the hell is on that guy’s head. Sixth, they run in front of each other with the one in the ones behind are shooting. This crap looks like american defensive enterprises all over again.


JohnnyIShootStuff November 29, 2014 at 06:23 am

I should not be posting first thing in the morning. What a jumbled word salad I just posted.


ENDO-Mike November 29, 2014 at 12:57 pm

Haha Yea what a disaster.


doyletoo November 30, 2014 at 06:55 pm

I’m a little late to the DERP party, but yeah, OMG the thumb over thumb! I cringed, thinking this non reciprocating slide airgun is probably the only gun they’ve
“shot”. First time they try that with a real pistol, OUCH! I went shooting with someone awhile back and he kept trying to do that and I kept telling him
“don’t!”. He only had shot a revolver up to that point, and it isn’t an issue there so…


John Fritz November 29, 2014 at 07:04 am

I think those three are perfecting some baaaad habits to have around any sort of real firearm.


Tito November 29, 2014 at 07:44 am

I think they are empty, CO2 air pistols.

I think they are teaching really dumb concepts.

I think Israeli training is strong with them.


TAOFLEDERMAUS November 29, 2014 at 08:21 am

I foresee a lot of funny animated gifs generated from this video.


TAOFLEDERMAUS November 29, 2014 at 08:33 am

Seriously, go to their video on YT and leave comments saying how cool their video is! I’d love to see more knuckleheaded shit from these fools!


Tantal74 November 29, 2014 at 08:52 am

Clearly none of you understand this level of training. They have spent hours in the dojo perfecting these skills and are more than capable of engaging any threat in the 360′ padded mat and mirrored room battle space, dynamically adapting to tactical challenges like walls and fans sitting in hallways. I mean, did you even see how gracefully they adapted their tactics when presented with the new challenge of a steel rail?


ENDO-Mike November 29, 2014 at 12:58 pm



czbeardly November 29, 2014 at 08:53 am

The lonely guy is one of the students… this guy owns the… errr… Dojo thingamajig: http://www.blackbelts.us/busat/index.cfm?page=8

“Grandmaster David’s experiences are in EXPERT KARATE – ITF/WTF TaeKwonDo – Hapkido – Kickboxing – Sulsa Do Corps – Tactical Weapons – Survival Skills – Kido Fitness”

One thing though, I Think that Bruce Lee would 1 inch death punch him from the grave when he saw that his likness was used inside this “dojo”.


JohnnyIShootStuff November 29, 2014 at 09:16 am

I love this little gem:

“His experience training at the United States Olympic training center in Olympic TaeKwonDo is infectious to his followers. When one trains with The Bateman’s you find they are training in a higher Institute of Learning.”

Did he use Google Translate to write that? English>Korean>Spanish>and then back into English


ENDO-Mike November 29, 2014 at 12:59 pm

Lol *extreme facepalm*


JC November 29, 2014 at 09:00 am

“Salsa del corn, c’meow!”


Xspectre8 November 29, 2014 at 12:54 pm

That’s so odd I can’t even it by adding one!


overkill556x45 November 29, 2014 at 01:19 pm

The youngest seems to have a problem with putting one or both thumbs directly behind the slide. With a real gun, there might be some stitches in her future. Also, if anyone ever shot a pistol anywhere near my head I would come unglued. The chance that you accidentally head-shoot your partner is extremely high whilst doing their oddball Israeli type kravmagoo. I really hope this is just epic level trolling.


Brian P. November 29, 2014 at 03:54 pm

You all should check out their “2013 summer camp” video. It popped up at the end of the first one. Tactical rolling plus rapid fire equals massive numbers of negligent discharges. If they did this with real firearms they’d likely blow their own heads off. Jeez. This place can’t be shut down fast enough.


Will Smith November 29, 2014 at 06:47 pm

I couldn’t make it past 23 seconds. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qto_Sx4Id6k


Jim Ford August 28, 2016 at 09:17 pm

Tackle & Grapple!


Will Smith November 29, 2014 at 06:50 pm

BTW the link is Key and Peele’s “Tackle and Grapple.”


Sheepdog6 November 29, 2014 at 06:51 pm

You don’t operate until you can do the crane. There is no crying in this dojo! The is no muzzle discipline in this dojo!


jim bob November 29, 2014 at 07:23 pm

i would be proud to train there. it will impart me with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a fat-ass balding MAN.

teacupping is so gauche. the chicks all hold their popguns like good old fashion 70’s era Charlies Angels, muzzle to the sky.

the tactical knife at his side? plastic.


Spidermonkey November 29, 2014 at 08:21 pm

They should do a training DVD. I am sure CNN will interview him as a Use of Force Legal Expert.


13B December 11, 2014 at 12:31 pm

And the History channel will use him as a Freemason/Alien expert


it's my day off November 29, 2014 at 10:39 pm

pure mind vomit. i have a very real problem with this.


overkill556x45 November 30, 2014 at 07:59 am


Something tells me that Grandmaster Dave might be court-ordered to not own firearms. Or be near children.


ENDO-Mike December 1, 2014 at 01:04 am

Aw brutal, I didn’t even get to watch or save this one.


Tantal74 November 30, 2014 at 08:08 am

The rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper. There’s more!



El Cid November 30, 2014 at 01:47 pm

That honestly blows away the one this post is based on. Just wow.

Katana onion slice!


Gwolf November 30, 2014 at 05:43 pm

Wow. That is epic Mall-Fu.


ENDO-Mike December 1, 2014 at 01:04 am

Sucks I didn’t get to watch or safe it before it was deleted either.


Gwolf December 1, 2014 at 07:25 am

Too bad. It involved blow guns, awkward karate moves in the street with a pellet gun and free style katana. All to the strains of a rock song that could have come right off of South Park.


asb November 30, 2014 at 02:49 pm

StarWars Kid has a new hobby.


Jessb November 30, 2014 at 05:45 pm

Nice one!


Orangejoe November 30, 2014 at 05:44 pm

I don’t care how hard you think operate while in DEVGRU, Detachment Delta or CIA NoC. No one. No one, is expecting to face… that.


Gizmo November 30, 2014 at 11:32 pm

I knew it was gonna be removed eventually lol


ENDO-Mike December 1, 2014 at 01:01 am

Awe shit. Oh well I still have it on my phone if anyone wants to re-up it to liveleak or something.


Morgan December 1, 2014 at 05:56 am

So basically, he is Grand Masterbateman.


Matt December 1, 2014 at 06:21 am

Damn. Please someone tell me you saved these and are willing to upload them… I missed the window to watch all of them.


Jeep December 1, 2014 at 06:31 am

I guess this dojo was the one inspiring Dugan Ashley (Carnikon) at first… But these mini God Rock nitwits are dead serious, and don’t have AK’s.

What the f*** with this name by the way?


Gregory Markle December 1, 2014 at 08:08 am

I missed most of them, I did get to download this one which is still up…I suspect under someone else’s channel.



Brian December 1, 2014 at 03:29 pm

Tactical Air Pistol… = TAP

So a higher level of training would be.. double TAP?


Gwolf December 1, 2014 at 03:37 pm

Yeah man!

That is the one we were talking about up above that Tantal74 posted from the original channel. Oper8!

Someone in the know, download this thing quick for the future safety of mankind, lulz.


Gwolf December 1, 2014 at 03:40 pm

Oh, and at @ 2:28 in the vid he (or whoever is playing the solo) rips off a lick direct from Van Halen Eruption. Otherwise though a pretty decent solo. :-)

Halen: The original lick is @ :30


Gregory Markle December 1, 2014 at 08:09 pm

Dude in the video does have a sort of David Lee Roth thing going on…


Pastor Troy Smith December 2, 2014 at 09:56 pm

The solo is 14 year old Lisa Marie from Spain.. She is using Van Helen’s riffs in the song God Fixation. The group came to our Church to sing and Testify!! They are awesome!!!


lee December 1, 2014 at 01:08 pm

This is internet gold here. Next time, download these videos before they get pulled.


Keith December 1, 2014 at 04:57 pm

All the videos are down did anyone download before the idiot ran away ?


Brian L December 1, 2014 at 05:49 pm

Damn. That stuff was classic. Reminded me of Rex kwon do from Napoleon Dynamite.


Matt L. December 1, 2014 at 05:58 pm

“Grab my arm.

No, the other arm.

No, MY other arm.”


Pinhead December 2, 2014 at 04:12 am

I think this video sums up this dude’s mental capacity…



SittingDown December 2, 2014 at 04:37 am

That kind of reminded me of “Brutal Tales”



Pinhead December 2, 2014 at 06:54 am

One more…

There’s no way in f*** that that apple isn’t pre-sliced.


SittingDown December 2, 2014 at 07:06 pm

This should be called “The Decline of Jeff Fenholt.”


Brian L December 2, 2014 at 01:19 pm

I think you’re right. It doesn’t look like the angle of the sword swing matches the angle of the cut. This guy is Internet gold.


SittingDown December 2, 2014 at 07:11 pm

Crouching Dipshit, Hidden Derp



ENDO-Mike December 2, 2014 at 11:59 pm

epic, I’ll link that thanks!


Gregory Markle December 16, 2014 at 08:25 pm

Apparently his ego got the best of him and the video is live again…downloaded it. I’m just wondering why you went so light on the dude, what I saw in that video was FAR worse than I expected!


Pastor Troy Smith December 2, 2014 at 09:50 pm

easy to understand your confusion!!! Military shooters that have had to much time on their hands bashing kids for playing and then taking it for real… This is what happens when people shoot to much.. The loud noise of the guns they use effect the overall ability of rash reasoning… It is easy to see these are just people goofing around!!! Can you get a life or is your brain to far gone! I’m not a shooter or Gun owner and its easy to see the vendetta the person who posted this against these kids is delusional… plus they are using toy guns… World Taekwondo Academy does the same thing with squirt guns to teach formation drills. That’s all this is… I had the instructor of this school come to my church to sing and testify because he is also a christian contemporary artist who has been working with inner city kids for 30 years.. David Bateman is a very good and accomplished Man and has helped many children in their growth!! Sad to see such hate exist to merely try to destroy someone who is an outstanding pillar in our community… I doubt your attempt will work!!!


overkill556x45 December 3, 2014 at 04:46 am

I don’t think anyone here has a vendetta against the kids or the group. What I have a problem with is McDojo training that will get people hurt or killed in real life. It appeared to be marketed as real training, and that grinds my gears. Especially when kids are being trained to be extremely unsafe with guns (pellet guns are actual guns and can kill). I love when real trainers do right by the next generation. This crap isn’t doing right. The martial arts portion is completely fabricated and the firearms portion comes from Charlies Angels and 80s action movies. Are the participants being made aware that this is “just goofing around” ? They certainly aren’t being taught proper firearms handling, which could become an issue if GM Dave accidentally leaves a pellet in one of those guns and someone catches a 450fps pellet in the ribs.


Cross December 16, 2014 at 03:45 pm

Did you also know that Dave Bateman has had and continues to have a strong love for cocain? Did you know that he’s also a self-centered ego-maniac? If Bateman is a Christian then I am Chesty Puller…


Miss Julia December 3, 2014 at 09:53 am

Hard to discredit GM David Bateman over a few bad videos… He is coach and trainer of over 40 National Champions and Several World Champion like 20 year Army veteran Sargent Davis WORLD TAEKWONDO CHAMPION and WTF HALL of Fame member. He teaches police military and inner city kids Taekwondo. He is a certified KukKiwon Master and EXPERT KARATE ASSOCIATION GRANDMASTER… He is sought out by many black belts USA, ESTONIA, FINLAND RUSSIA AND CANADA.. I have been training with him for seven years and he is such an outstanding person it surprises me to see this attempt to destroy a carreer he has been doing for over 30 years. Do not underestimate the loyalty of his following. He has trained over 250 blackbelts and is the president of USEKA and is the DAN Certifier for over 900 black belts world wide. One of the officers that trains with us at our Headquarters gym came I to advanced class and shared this web page with us. Sad Attempt


Mr762x39 December 3, 2014 at 11:23 am
Christopher December 8, 2014 at 07:02 am

Miss Julia,
I won’t comment on Master Daves martial arts credentials, but I have a severe issue with this “gun” training. I am a military veteran and certified firearms instructor who has trained hundreds of students. The few videos I’ve seen are just plain dangerous.

While the use of airsoft can be a good training tool, the techniques shown in these videos are just flat out irresponsible and dangerous. To think that this is represented as advanced training is pathetic. None of the persons in the videos, including master Dave, have shown even the simple basics in proper firearms handling. This includes proper grip and proper stance. Not to mention countless unsafe directions of the muzzle.

I highly suggest you seek out a “qualified” firearms instructor if you strive to be proficient. A master in martial arts doesn’t make you a master in firearms by proxy.


Geek Squad Tech Tony December 3, 2014 at 10:58 am

Oh Boy!!! was called today and asked to monitor this page for cyber bullying by the local PD. Against Federal laws under the Obama administration in 2011.. Come to find out after further investigation over 70 worms and over one hundred Trojan viruses… Then I notice the FBI index Trojan.. What this entails is if you have even just clicked on this page the FBI already has all of your information on your computer or even smart phones.. Pictures, documents, videos and mp4… Then if you actually leave a message you will have to deal with a major clean up on your computer or phones… This is highly dangerous and leaves you exposed to all kinds of problems with your electronics… My advice to you at this point is to bring your computer or smart phone to the geek squad at your local best buy to have a technician reformat your hard drive… these are very powerful Trojans. The FBI Trojan cannot be taken off even with reformat…. For those that have left messages already I have all of your information pictures documents bank account information on everyone… Some of the pics are pretty bad folks so i can imagine you don’t want that…


Gregory Markle December 3, 2014 at 01:36 pm

Oh no! I hope they don’t steal all of my e-mail addresses for African princes so they can send them the advance fees to steal the million dollars they each promised me!


Phelps December 3, 2014 at 03:42 pm

My favorite part of the Human Shields at 1:34 is that children aren’t cover, one round is going to go through both girls and stop in the idiot behind them.


Shrimp December 4, 2014 at 09:59 am

Personally, I loved the shot through the ceiling at 0:22. But the best part is the comedy gold by Pastor Troy and Miss Julia.


Lol December 4, 2014 at 06:43 pm

I would venture a guess that the “pastor” is Dave’s alias, as he probably wants to keep his name out of this. It would be bad for business, and he has a rough time keeping students, because he is insane. Julia is Dave’s student/instructor/live in partner. She isn’t his wife, who is smart enough to reside in TX 100s of miles away from all this crazy. This gym is a mess with a capital M.


Kristopher Tiberius Haven December 5, 2014 at 03:20 pm

THIS is by far the most retarded thing I have ever seen.

Someone is going to “”train”” with these idiots…

… and then die because they think this is how to act in a gun fight.

Someone is going to die, and I just hope that when they do, this “grandmaster dumb ass” gets arressted with the other person doing the shooting.


fart hammer December 7, 2014 at 11:38 am

looks like someone watch all the action movies on the planet and then thought he was skilled at martial arts and started a thing and called himself president. all he is going to do is get everyone he teaches hurt. a real disgrace to gun safety and martial arts both.


Al April 7, 2015 at 06:14 am

“WTF HALL of Fame member”

Yes, this definitely makes the WTF? Hall of Fame.


Christopher April 7, 2015 at 08:03 am

Hall of Famer in his own federation!


Al April 7, 2015 at 06:16 am

“. . . WTF HALL of Fame member . . .”

Yes, this video definitely makes the WTF Hall of Fame.


Al April 7, 2015 at 06:18 am

oops – doubled post – sorry



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