Things Go 0 to 100 Real Quick In HAM

A weird short film about shit escalating over a sale item at a dollar store:

Holy yea intense right?  That makeup is damn good too.

God I hate dollar stores; the cashiers there are never even cute.   As far as I’m concerned those stores are only good for party supplies.  Even then, the balloons there often sketchy in quality… I don’t know how many times I’ve exploded like 75% of the package as I was trying to blow them up or tie them.  Since I’m not a creep who owns one of those lesbian little balloon pumps, I get that balloon dust on my tongue / lips too and it feels weird (not a good weird).  Anyways I’m still here, so apparently I’m stronger than that balloon EBOL-AIDS the Chinese put on there to try to kill us.  Try harder or be smarter China muahhaha.

HAM-John-C-ReillyYou might Recognize the main guy (pictured left) as John C. Reilly from the movies Talladega Nights and Step Brothers and many more.

Thoughts?  Do you operate in dollar store operations?

Related note: The video above is apparently an except from a comedy show called “Rubberhead”… This first episode hosted by Sarah Silverman (*thumbs down*).  Might be worth checking out though.  The 2nd episode looks like it’s going to be hosted by Key & Peele (*thumbs up* my favorite).

Hat tip: Silencerco-Max



KestrelBike December 10, 2014 at 03:49 am

Are you saying, in your infinite thirst, that you wouldn’t nail Sarah Silverman into next hannukah? I hate her politics, but damn she is sexy.

ENDO-Mike December 10, 2014 at 11:24 am

ahhaha pass! I mean she’s alright looking but meh.

Bubba December 11, 2014 at 02:41 am

Have you seen her nude photos?
Her entire body is square.

KestrelBike December 11, 2014 at 01:25 pm

That’s all some of us can hope for?

MrMaigo December 10, 2014 at 06:06 am

People keep saying she’s sexy, I don’t see it.

Gwolf December 10, 2014 at 09:27 pm

She got nice jugs. Other than that, 2/10 would not bang.

Skip11B December 10, 2014 at 07:08 am

Wreck it Ralph really hit rock bottom I guess. Damn.

winston smith December 10, 2014 at 07:22 am

vid: WTF?

JH December 10, 2014 at 08:52 am

It looks like a rebuke of the directors misconceptions of American culture. It depicts obese people trapped in the destructive cycle of the consumer lifestyle and ends with the folly of guns for all. Now tell me where the nearest Dollar Tree is that sells guns!

Cubbie December 10, 2014 at 02:34 pm

A rebuke or an affirmation? Whatever it is, I’ve just lost 4 minutes of my life I can’t get back.

Taylor December 10, 2014 at 02:50 pm


Rootbeer Joe December 10, 2014 at 12:06 pm

*The music video for the track Ham by Mr Oizo.

ENDO-Mike December 10, 2014 at 12:09 pm

haha cool. I grew up in the 90s but never heard of that!

Rootbeer Joe December 10, 2014 at 12:18 pm

Incidentally the same guy who made Rubber

Sheepdog6 December 10, 2014 at 03:00 pm

I feel bad…for the monkey.

Kevin December 10, 2014 at 04:18 pm

Oh I get it. This is everything that’s wrong with America, right?

Drapetomanius December 10, 2014 at 06:13 pm

My favorite Mr Oizo track is “Flat Beat”. He’s a French DJ, and this “Ham” video me no likey. It’s the same old Euro-trash hyperbolic smear attack. Fat Americans on Lil Rascals, shooting each other over cheap import goods.

Nothing new here.

Flat Beat is good.

Todd S December 10, 2014 at 09:00 pm

Well, that was an… experience.

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