Disregard General Safety – Acquire Females

Royal Nonesuch retired from demonstrating homemade guns, but he’s back being mad reckless and stuff:

Royal-Nonesuch-ENDORule #1: Always remember to REMOVE your eye protection before you shoot something.  

Rule #2: Always shoot / make fire in an area that is very flammable.  Basically anything dried.  A field works best too because when you start a fire it will really go wild.

Rule #3: Never keep water or anything else around to extinguish the flames.

*smh* Royal Nonesuch you crazy bastard.  Who’s the flare plug?  Hook a brotha up.  Last time I checked those things weren’t cheap.

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JohnnyIShootStuff December 15, 2014 at 03:36 am

Totally doesn’t look dangerous at all.

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jeff December 15, 2014 at 04:11 am

i was waiting for a bb to ricochet and take his eye out. smh that field looks like a wild fire waiting to happen

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Tito December 15, 2014 at 07:29 am

I think he’s just bold. Living on the edge. YOLO!

Not sure what his logic is but I suppose they are his eyes to lose. My wife’s family are all into guns and not into ear pro. Drives me nuts shooting with them… Just put on some freaking ear muffs dude! But I guess the only effect it has on me is having to speak louder around them.

It’s funny to me how we all get so bothered by this stuff when it comes to guns but not other things. It’s not like I’m watching xvideos saying “oh no! She gonna get knocked up! She gonna get the HIV! THAT is gonna cause a yeast infection!”

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ENDO-Mike December 15, 2014 at 12:07 pm

ROFL that last paragraph had me rolling just now in a coffee shop.

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Rootbeer Joe December 15, 2014 at 08:12 am
ENDO-Mike December 15, 2014 at 12:07 pm

Haha amazing.

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Brian December 15, 2014 at 12:04 pm

What’s funny about the eye/ear pro thing is they’re so cheap and small; it’s not like it’s a costly hassle.

I mean sure I decided to take advantage of the Oakley SI deal and buy the crazy expensive ones at discount because.. well honestly I thought they were cool and they are a bit nicer; but really any rated safety glasses from a home store work just fine, as will inexpensive foam earmuffs.

But despite that whenever I gently bring it up; people will be all “it’s my rights not to use it”, “they’re my ears to destroy” blah blah. I mean if you want to cut your hand off you can do that too, but it’s pretty stupid.

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ENDO-Mike December 15, 2014 at 12:09 pm

Yea it’s all fun and games until you have to learn to live with ringing or vision loss. :( The future needs Royal Nonesuch to be fully functional to invent nextgen weapons.

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Brian December 15, 2014 at 04:52 pm

Yeah I know people with severe tinnitus and it literally changes their personality. They can’t have conversations on the phone and they’re far more withdrawn because they get so frustrated.

Hearing damage isn’t just about turning the TV up.

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lolinski December 16, 2014 at 05:57 am

I have tinnitus and it ain’t fun… I don’t even remember the sound of silence, my ears got damaged when I was very young. I have above average hearing though and even with mild tinnitus (a mag dump next to me when I was 4 years or something) I still hear better than most people. But I do feel it when talking to people, the frequencies are similar.

Also, what reusable ear plugs do you recommend? Preferably ribbed (for his pleasure) and with a cord to hold them together.

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MattV2099 December 15, 2014 at 12:41 pm

It’s a passing of the torch. FPSrussia used ear pro in today’s video. RoyalNonesuch has taken his place. Expectt big things to happen for RN

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ENDO-Mike December 15, 2014 at 01:38 pm

RN about to be shooting shit off luxury yachts in international waters.

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jim bob December 15, 2014 at 01:35 pm

this guy will end up burning down our national forests, killing every last bald eagle, and unleashing a plague upon the earth.

Here’s to you Armageddon Creating Guy. See you in Valhalla.

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Mac031 December 15, 2014 at 01:51 pm

I work as a wildland fire fighter, and he could be looking at a huge fine, suppression bills, and EPA/DEP violations if he’s not careful.

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Brian December 15, 2014 at 05:00 pm

Reminds me of people who do their own gas blending at home and end up burning it down.

Not sure why safety is considered “uncool”. I like doing many cool things which happen to be dangerous and I’d like to keep doing them as long as possible.

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Taylor December 15, 2014 at 03:19 pm

You just can’t hold him back, can you? Lol nice “remove the glasses” troll…

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Andrew December 16, 2014 at 07:30 am

Buddy of mine and I, years back ($80 a case for 762×39 way back) were up at the range, still toting weapons and 30 caliber cans of ammo over to the firing line. I had one can in each hand, my earmuffs around my neck when he cut loose with a Federal Ordnance G3 clone and fired off the whole mag. Couldn’t do anything about that but the last 10 feet to the range was LOUD. He looked at me, “I forgot my earmuffs. I don’t think I’m shooting the 308 anymore today.” I think my ears rang for three days afterward.

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