The Organized Canadian Kid Militia – Five 56 Concepts

Holy Jesus this is 1 hour and 12 minutes long AND A SCHOOL PROJECT:

Operators: Little Blue, Giggles, Chief, Toshy, Jules, Monster, Mumbles, Blinken, Ralph, Bear, Boo, Monkey,

2:54 – I had no idea it was even legal for 11 year olds to shoot handguns with other kids in Canada, much less draw from a holster while laying on her back.  I know the video description says the dad was present.

4:23 – The tradition in their family on a kid’s 11th birthday is to get everything they need for their new Plate Carrier.  That’s legit.

35:34 – That was “Training” that you just witnessed those kids doing (according to her).

46:45 – Damn their mom must be a saint.  The amount of time I’ve seen mags hit the hardwood floor in this video I can’t even count.  There’s no way that’s not leaving dents. LOL

48:27 – Holy… robots live!  LOL at the gear and the scans too, wow.

So there you have it… if you made it though the whole thing that’s the organized kid militia of Five 56 Concepts out of Canada. Even if you didn’t like the video you have to respect the fact this is a school project haha. Pretty chilled out school, wow. Must be deep in rural Alberta. I can’t imagine any city schools anywhere being totally cool with this.

Honestly I don’t know what the hell I just watched / skipped through.  Just because you have a gun in your hand and are doing anything at all… it doesn’t count as training.  The post-engagement derp scanning was on point haha.  If they are having fun and staying safe I suppose no harm done.  The main girl mentioned at some point in the video about being in some sort of cadets training.

Organized-Kid-Militia-CanadaI probably missed a lot of parts I could have talked about… if anyone has any good ones to add be sure to let me know in the comments.

Thoughts? Would operate with?

Hat tip:  xPressureDropx



jeff December 16, 2014 at 04:14 am

holy cow. you sure they are not american lol


JohnnyIShootStuff December 16, 2014 at 01:35 pm

Not fat enough to be american kids. American kids are more into virtual training and tactical cheetos.


Tantal74 December 16, 2014 at 04:46 am

These Canuk kids operate harder than most American gun owners I know. I foresee a bleak future where we are all saved by the much feared Poutine battalion.


KestrelBike December 16, 2014 at 07:32 am

Hooooooly shit hahahaha poutine battalion


ENDO-Mike December 16, 2014 at 11:44 am

LOL Poutine Battalion.


lolinski December 16, 2014 at 05:44 am

Child soldiers/operators are the worst IMO… They are so small and fast that it is impossible to hit them + most ranging/leading equipment is calibrated for taller and slower targets.


Regulus December 16, 2014 at 05:58 am

I feel like I stumbled across a group from Fallout while doing a side mission looking for Nuka Cola caps


1IDBRO December 16, 2014 at 06:35 am

Looks like SBRs and grenade launchers are legal to own there as well. But 60 days to buy a firearm after you go through the whole process? I guess thats better than 8 months for a stinkin tax stamp.


Taylor December 16, 2014 at 07:29 pm

Might be flare launchers instead, I know those are a lot easier to get than full on grenade launchers. The skinniest kid gets the M14… love it. Would operate with. Probably.


Socialkaos December 16, 2014 at 09:12 am

I think I need more than 1 wife . I want my very own platoon too.


derpmaster December 16, 2014 at 11:40 am

I’d give it 99.995% odds that these kids are homeschooled.


Delray Silverback December 16, 2014 at 01:38 pm

Clipping the chinstrap; gold ring says ‘Love’.


JohnnyIShootStuff December 16, 2014 at 02:38 pm

No temple index, no italian accent, no tannerite, using eye and ear pro, fingers off trigger when not shooting..

I would totally operate with.


umop_3pisdn December 16, 2014 at 02:45 pm

kony 2015 in canada

looks like some tac response flavoring.
head and shoulders above most americans, including myself
color me impressed!


UsArmyMp December 16, 2014 at 05:49 pm

MERICA’!!!!………..wait what…..where they at?


overkill556x45 December 16, 2014 at 06:47 pm

Would operate with. Good job, kiddos.


Mac031 December 16, 2014 at 08:26 pm

Kids are better suited for crew served weapons. Since these weapons are most commonly stationary we don’t have to worry about fatigue for the little ones. Plus crew serves teach teamwork


Andy f December 17, 2014 at 09:12 am

They troll Yeager at 27:30ish. Legit.


ENDO-Mike December 17, 2014 at 11:41 am

haha yesssss


Drew December 17, 2014 at 12:26 pm

They also troll Instructor Zero at 44:00.


Gwolf December 17, 2014 at 07:34 pm

Good job boys.

Would oper8 with.


TheBear December 19, 2014 at 07:02 am

Would operate with.


Rick Cameron June 14, 2017 at 07:28 pm

these kids are exceptional and extremely hardworking.



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