Low Speed High Drag V.S. High Speed Low Drag CQB Pistol Drills

Gotta hit em with the stunna punch:

*Waaaaapap* *blam blam blam*.  Drills like this seem real derpy considering the “attacker” might not just be standing there and not moving the whole time while this guy fumbles a reload and slowly retreats backward.

Here’s a high-speed alternative:

Spongebob-Squarepants-Operator-Rifle-AR-15LOL holy ok that was quick.  Right up near the face, derp scan, ninja moves and the whole bit.  10/10 would operate with. :P

Thoughts?

Gat tip: no uno

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derpy sir derp January 29, 2015 at 03:56 am

I’d operate with the first guy. He is much slower moving thus making him much easier to hide behind. Plus the increased body mas has much better bullet absorbtion potential.

With the second guy… if I tried to use him as a meat sheild he would undoubtably do some sort of crazy spin or flip or something and he’d be off leaving me without any cover.

Then there is the issue with the pistols. The first guy is using one of those terrible slide holsters which indicates he probably never actually carries or uses his gun much. He undoubtably has a low round count and 1911’s have much better resale value then a Glock with a high round count. He is also much more likely to feel the need to ‘compensate for something’ by buying a high-end gun like Wilson Combat or whatever and probably takes very good care of it. So once I get the blood off of it I’d get much more money at the pawn shop.

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jeff January 29, 2015 at 04:13 am

wow …..DERP

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MattW January 29, 2015 at 04:34 am

Lol, if you made a Low Speed High Drag shirt I’d buy that shit

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MartinR January 29, 2015 at 06:14 am

Sign me up too!

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Quasimofo January 29, 2015 at 06:37 am

I am the embodiment of LSHD – I’d buy it!

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ENDO-Mike January 29, 2015 at 09:05 am

It has been in the works for a while! I think I pretty much finalized the design.

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raisedby_dogs January 29, 2015 at 05:32 am

aaaand the winner is… GRIMACE IN THE TOP CORNER WITH A PISTOL PUNCH!

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Big Hooty January 29, 2015 at 06:37 am

Somebody tell that fat fucking plum he’s doing it wrong.

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Drew January 29, 2015 at 06:58 am

I agree with MattW, if ENDO made a “non operator, low speed, high drag” tee shirt, I’d buy them.

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overkill556x45 January 29, 2015 at 07:41 am

I want to see the holes in the targets. I have a feeling there aren’t too many in either one. Tactical fitness man looks to have done better but I saw steep diving muzzles from both. You can’t miss fast enough to win.

Also, enough with 5′ mag dumps. I’m not impressed with shooting from arm’s length away. Not even with a reasonably fast draw and “who farted?” scan.

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pb4445 January 29, 2015 at 11:30 am

There should be in the first one…I’m pretty sure he’s running a .22lr 1911 clone(toy)

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Mike S. January 29, 2015 at 07:54 am

Grimace was winded after the first punch. I can’t hate on a player though, after a lifetime of operating deep behind enemy lines the only thing left was to do was hit the extra large orange sodas and super sized meals. I’d bro out with this Navy Ranger Delta SEAL if I saw him at the range, looks like I could learn some sweet CQB moves for the eventual day I’m attacked by static criminal in line at McDonalds.

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Mike January 29, 2015 at 08:18 am

It’s all about the SCAN.

If you cant derp scan you arent a true operator.

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Mike January 29, 2015 at 08:19 am

Endo-Mike

can we get the derp scan made in to a t shirt?

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Rootbeer Joe January 29, 2015 at 10:58 am

Nah man, Notch Hat is where it’s as for increased peripheral vision and 360° operations, in fact, you should cut the bill off entirely

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ENDO-Mike January 29, 2015 at 11:00 am

In an interesting twist, the guys at Notch are actually cool and can take the ribbing! They want to do a giveaway or promo even, so I’ll probably take them up on it just for kicks.

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ENDO-Mike January 29, 2015 at 10:59 am

haha I don’t know about that one… but maybe if I can think of a stylish way to do it.

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Mike January 29, 2015 at 11:21 am

Well of course I figured it would be an awesome endo styled shirt or I wouldnt have even asked!

Maybe put cork07ink on there doing it to scan for veterans coming after him while his pockets are full of stolen valor

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jim bob January 29, 2015 at 02:26 pm

the top guy is a human shield with +10 on his bullet sponge rolls. he is mandatory first guy through the door. plus he would probably split the proceeds from his pie eating contest wins if you were his friend.

nothing can kill the grimace.

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Whacker-15 January 29, 2015 at 03:19 pm

I`m really waiting for the day when one of these fine specimens ends up shooting themselves…

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Kevin January 29, 2015 at 06:21 pm

Already happened. “Tex Grebner” on YouTube.

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JohnnyIShootStuff January 29, 2015 at 03:33 pm

There’s some validity in what this guy is doing, even if it seems like he’s doing it in slow motion. Shooting just after coming out of the holster is taught in just about every LE firearms course, I have to do it in my annual qualifier. This just just needs to be faster with this.

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bbmg January 29, 2015 at 08:25 pm
Lulz January 29, 2015 at 10:14 pm

Is that last guy even aiming? Lets just spray in the target’s general direction whilst ninja scanning our rear. Some of those bullets gotta hit the badguy, right?

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Sting January 29, 2015 at 11:46 pm

id roll with tubs

Mr. HS is a walking fuck up, HSLD aint got time to deal with a gunshot wound to the hand.

game plan : tubs is always through the door way first

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Critter January 30, 2015 at 07:13 am

+1 on the “low speed, high drag” shirt. I’d buy one in every color.

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The Stig January 30, 2015 at 04:01 pm

Why is everyone hating on Larry Vickers and his 1911?

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TheBear January 30, 2015 at 10:21 pm

Da fuq is a “Prime Fury”? And why is the prime fury guy engaging targets behind him without looking first?

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