Chiraq Raconteur Says Teach Your Kid Right From Wrong Or Attend Their Funeral

True Chicago stories:

0:39 – Concealed carry.  Yup… I like where this is going.

1:14 – Wishin a MFer would.  haha

2:24 – Haha he’s a police officer even?  Nice.

chiraq-chicago-gun-violenceDamn this was the realest video I’ve seen in a long time.  So much truth.  I have zero sympathy for criminals either.

Gat tip: B Gerk

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KestrelBike February 13, 2015 at 03:18 am

someone hog-tie rahm emmanuel and throw his ass onto those streets for a day.

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hextone February 13, 2015 at 10:34 am

+1

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Tantal74 February 13, 2015 at 04:32 am

In the immortal words of the prophet Ice-T, “Motherfucker talk shit get your wig split”

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ENDO-Mike February 15, 2015 at 01:10 pm

Preach!

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Rootbeer Joe February 13, 2015 at 11:40 am

Church maffugga

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ENDO-Mike February 15, 2015 at 01:10 pm

+1

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Frank February 13, 2015 at 11:57 am

I’m confused. Was it black folks or white folks who wanted to know where he was from? /sarcasm.

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Drapetomanius February 13, 2015 at 01:36 pm

tl;dr version: Man pulls gun on suspicious youth. No further issues. Fin.

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ENDO-Mike February 15, 2015 at 01:11 pm

Yea but that story delivery tho!

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Bro-ham February 14, 2015 at 09:57 am

Unintelligible ramble, too many mudda fuggin or something like it. Whitey translation as follows:

“I had an unpleasant day, tire was blown out and my window was broken. But look, I got the window fixed at least, hurray!”

“So there I was, just minding my own business, when an unscrupulous urban youth proceeded to interdict my path. I’m not saying he was looking suspicious and stereotypical with ‘youth-in-trouble’ like demeanor, but it was an uncomfortable interaction at best. Mothers, please raise your kids right. I know many don’t have strong father figures (if at all) but you can do better than this.” Ect… seriously, how did this guy even get on the police force?

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Grindstone February 18, 2015 at 08:13 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk

This was all I could think of.

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Al T. February 14, 2015 at 01:15 pm

He’s got my vote. :)

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Squirreltakular February 14, 2015 at 01:50 pm

Approve.

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Hashtag_butt February 16, 2015 at 07:32 pm

Straight the fuck up driving on waterman and 40th the other day foo whips out on me i whip out put a LASER on his head state a few facts he started changing his tune and if im honest i had a zip and didn’t want my challenger to get holes in it so i let it be i mean zip in the pocket .45 and a dead dude yea they going to say deal gone wrong and lock me up because i have a habbit so had to leave him be and hope he don’t get no one why can’t we all just assume every other person has a gun cops do it’s within reason and completely justified

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