Grappling Hook Shotgun Solidifies Spot In Hall Of Fame

Royal Nonesuch could retire right now, and he would be forever in the hall of fame for this one:

LOL really.  The recoil as he said must be insane.

1:50 – LOL climbs the rock face. Yung Batman.

Royal-Nonesuch-ENDOI wonder who is camera operator is.  $10 says it’s his concerned “cool mom”, who also happens to be a single attractive (35-40 year old) doctor at the local hospital.  She knows the risks involved with Royal Nonesuch’s shenanigans but loves how creative he is.  She’s there for camera, and medical support, knowing his hobby holds a promising future if he keeps it up.  Royal Nonesuch I’m going to find your mom on Tinder, and be your step dad.  Belee dat *Birdman voice*.

Thoughts?

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Smooth Operator March 5, 2015 at 03:39 am

If he welded on a loop for a climbing ascender he would have something here.

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lolinski March 5, 2015 at 05:57 am

What is the loop on top of the gun?

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ENDO-Mike March 5, 2015 at 10:35 am

It appears to be so he can knock the barrel back to fire it while keeping his hand out of the way of the unspooling line attached to the grappling hook.

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JohnnyIShootStuff March 5, 2015 at 04:49 am

Do we have a link to his hot mom?

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ENDO-Mike March 5, 2015 at 10:17 am

Still searching ;)

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Raisedby_dogs March 5, 2015 at 05:00 am

“Royal Nonesuch I’m going to find your mom on Tinder, and be your step dad. Belee dat ” HAHAHA!

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T March 5, 2015 at 09:58 am

Royal Nonesuch, GOAT.

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JoelC March 5, 2015 at 10:46 am

Does he read your blog, Mike? I’ve never seen him on here, but I’d love to see him give you a response to that hot mom comment. :P

That G3 stock looks like it handled the punch pretty good. I was expecting the kick from that to look painful.

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ENDO-Mike March 5, 2015 at 10:47 am

Haha yea he reads it. I’m not sure how often though but he’ll see it sooner or later.

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ENDO-Mike March 6, 2015 at 12:06 am

He came over and read it after I posted a clip from the vid on Instagram haha

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Drew March 5, 2015 at 12:00 pm

Okay, well the lad really needs to learn shotgun recoil management, some basic rope work and jumaring technique wouldn’t be a bad idea either, I strongly recommend a 10mm rope, solely relying on a single piece of paracord is no bueno.

ENDO – Mike, the mom comment was priceless! Bahahahahaha!

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Mechanically March 5, 2015 at 05:02 pm

Yeah, if that is paracord, I was probably more concerned about his level of cinfidence in it’s reliability than I have with any of his “innovative” firearms…

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urboiroyalnonesuch March 5, 2015 at 03:25 pm

Wow, just wow.
One side of me wishes what you said was actually true…

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Mattv2099 March 5, 2015 at 08:08 pm

does he have an older sister?

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TheBear March 5, 2015 at 08:14 pm

Do you want to torture test her? That’s not cool

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Zach March 6, 2015 at 04:44 am

The only real question then…a dragon lube test, or does he find out if she will twinkie?

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TheBear March 6, 2015 at 11:25 am

I loled

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sam March 5, 2015 at 08:18 pm

I picture the camera operator being an angsty friend Nonesuch dragooned into helping, and into borrowing the friends dad’s trophy car.

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ENDO-Mike March 5, 2015 at 08:22 pm

Needs more backstory! Why is the friend angsty? What type of car? :P

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sam March 6, 2015 at 10:45 pm

My inspiration again is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: The friend is angsty because his parents are overbearing and emotionally distant. Could be other reasons.

The car is a mid-life-crisis-mobile: Old, exotic, sporty, flamboyant color, fawn-color rag top. It must be in fancy, frumpy fettle with stuff like a chrome luggage rack, knockoff wheels, bright wire mesh, vanity plate. Not pimped but a high-end model, not bare-bones. It’s a Ferrari in the film, but pre-69 Corvette, Jaguar or Porsche could work the same.

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Chuck Finley March 6, 2015 at 06:45 am

dat music doe

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Bull Schroeder March 8, 2015 at 12:03 pm

I wonder if the rope was tickling his clitoris…..That rope was inside you homes!!!

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