How NOT To Teach A Girl How To Shoot

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haha I’ve seen so many YouTube vids and real life occurances where guys are doing it wrong in one or more of the ways he outlines.

  • Shoulder blasters
  • The creep
  • The non-instructor
  • The Polenar Tactical (haha haven’t seen this one in real life thankfully)
  • The Mother

guns-tax-return-girlfriendWhat’s your favorite?  I love seeing the creep being done, mainly because it’s so awkward and usually the girl isn’t into it at all which makes it especially hilarious.  The creep is also one of the least dangerous to onlookers, so that’s always a bonus.

Cute girl. 2015 seems to be the year of everyone having girlfriends. I’m over here like MOMMMMMMMMMM MORE SQUID INK CHEETOOOOOOOOOOs!

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Jeff March 23, 2015 at 06:30 am

Try NOT pointing the shotgun at your ladyfriend in the first scenario.

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TheAKGuy March 23, 2015 at 07:36 am

When in the video did this happen?

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Rootbeer Joe March 23, 2015 at 10:30 am

The thirst is real Mike. The thirst is real

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ENDO-Mike March 23, 2015 at 11:02 am

Haha too real.

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JoelC March 23, 2015 at 01:50 pm

Ok. I’m lost. A quick search did not turn up squid ink cheetos… Are they that exclusive?

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ENDO-Mike March 23, 2015 at 01:51 pm

Lol I just made thar up. I figured squid ink would make them the most black (operator).

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JoelC March 23, 2015 at 02:01 pm

Ah, it sounded like something Costa-branded for Japan. The left over dust on your face would be perfect for night time airsoft operations.

I’ve had to use the creep on 2 seperate occasions when people I was trying to instruct could not take instructions. It’s awkward… No sniffing involved.

I may have also done the a-hole (first example) to someone that had never shot but went out and bought a couple guns and was bragging about them… He ended the shooting day with a scope eye, but I specifically tried to warn him about that before it happened.

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ENDO-Mike March 23, 2015 at 02:03 pm

Ahaha know-it-all scope eye is the best kind. :P

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Achmed March 23, 2015 at 02:35 pm

That video was impressive at many levels.

Good points.

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Bebop March 23, 2015 at 07:20 pm

So I watch this on my phone, pretty funny. Then me and my girl friend get in my car to pick up some take out. I switch to Bluetooth audio to listen to spotify, before I open spotify on my phone, my car plays what my phone was playing last, which is YouTube, with this video on it, so out of no where, and before I know what’s going on or how to stop it, we hear just the audio through my car’s stereo “yeah, that’s right, lean into it” “like this?” “Yeah, like that”…. Girl friend stares at me funny… And I’m at a loss for words until I realize what’s happening…

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ENDO-Mike March 23, 2015 at 07:41 pm

LOL aWWWKKKward. That’s hilarious.

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Kyle March 24, 2015 at 10:40 pm

I hear you Mike, there’s a drought here my friend and instead of squid ink it is Rhodesian camo.

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