Cowwadoody Gets All The Da Vinci Code Up In This

Black Ops III teaser:

nutnfancy-tactically-constipatedHEY! *poke* *poke* You fell asleep right? Damn that was boring.  I can’t believe it was only just over 1 minute because it felt like 3 hours.

This April 26th World Reveal better blow my socks off, even though I’ll likely never play the game.

Thoughts?


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9 responses to “Cowwadoody Gets All The Da Vinci Code Up In This”

  1. Mike you are such an old man it hurts, Blackops is one of the best Caws of dootys around, Blop3s will have ops so dark. #blops3hype.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      Dude I’m so old when it comes to video games. I’m still amazed that even Tecmo Bowl and F-Zero exist for us to play. Gotta try this new doody tho… or at least watch a youngin play it and live vicariously.

  2. Jim Jones Avatar
    Jim Jones

    These games are so great for our cause. This thing will look magnificent on my new 4k screen. I can’t wait to blow up teenagers during the first 12 hours after the release, and then get my ass handed to me for the rest of the time playing the game.

  3. That’s 1 minute of my life I’ll never get back.

  4. Probably the best thing I did for my USPSA scores was shut my Xbox off.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      haha

  5. Rootbeer Joe Avatar
    Rootbeer Joe

    No plz, staaahp. Shit hasn’t been good since Modern Warfare

  6. Insomniac Avatar
    Insomniac

    Hard to get hyped up from a trailer that shows none of the games content.

    Mike, if you are in the market for an FPS, have you heard about Killing Floor 2?

    The developers have uploaded in-game footage with motion captured guns. They even show the barrel wiggle on an AK in slow-mo.

    Link for video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0udgqG7Uy3o. at the 2:00 mark.

  7. Squirreltakular Avatar
    Squirreltakular

    Holy fucking boring, Batman.

    Since it’s another “Black Ops” game, I’m willing to bet it’ll be in the same timeframe as the last two. Can’t we get something different? WWI, Korea, Spanish Civil War, Russian Revolution, the FAR future, space?