Canadian Firearms Training For The Maple Syrup Militia

Shadow Force out of Red Deer Alberta:

0:13 – Everyone takes a tactical knee when the instructor is speaking

0:15 – Oh a wet floor?  They must have done that on purpose using the buckets earlier.  Getting rid of that new gear look / smell.

0:29 – Tactical T-rex cracking a joke for the lady in the group.  She’s loving it evidently.

2:09 – Yessssssssss exaggerated derp scans in Canada!  They made it!  I suppose with the internet it was only a matter of time.  In the old days news of the derp scan would have been spread by nomadic people through legend.

2:47 – Jimi Hendrix style slide on his knees through the water on the floor… to put his hands in the water filled rubbermaid THEN gets water dumped all on his back and head only to grab the submerged handgun and stand up and start shooting at the targets haha.

3:11 – Oh sweet lord what’s going on here?  Assembly from field stripped while their heads are submerged in water buckets?  SIGN ME THE FUCK UP, I need to train like I fight and I normally fight like that.

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4:21 – Gotta practice those pistol head poke then executions.

4:39 – LOL this is borderline abuse.  Did that guy consent?  Took him down hard too before they doused him with that 5 gallon.  He got up like a boss those and grabbed that submerged pistol and got into the fight.

Maple Syrup Militia. More about these guys over at their website Shadow Force.  Thoughts?

Gat tip: Beau

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Anoymous Coward April 16, 2015 at 03:55 am

So one of the things I learned in BJJ is that if you like your training partner, you DON’T take him or her straight back from that double kneeling position. It puts a lot of torque on the knees and ankles. Instead you take him sideways – accomplishes the same thing, prevents an ACL tear/ankle sprain. So that bit at 4:39 was painful to watch.

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joe April 16, 2015 at 01:43 pm

This was the first thing that went thru my mind seeing that as well…

Oss..

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HouHef45 April 16, 2015 at 04:19 am

This is super high speed low drag stuff, but have they ever thought of throwing some jello packets in the buckets too? Operator level would at least hit +632.

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brock April 16, 2015 at 04:33 am

Has anyone heard about way nuts tactical? Cause I made that shit up and it’s already CORE AS Fuck. tm

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Tito April 16, 2015 at 05:25 am

4 seconds in and I’m annoyed. I spend a lot of time reviewing documents. They italicized all but the first 2 letters of Red Deer Training Centre. ANIMALS!

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ZBalentine April 16, 2015 at 07:37 am

That shit made my eyes twitch. I’m glad I’m not the only one was bothered by that.

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Stitch1870 April 16, 2015 at 07:45 am

….they do know that cameras can record in regular speed right? Oh wait…my bad, supa-slow mo mode a la Splinter Cell: Conviction style….but needs moar central axis relock.

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C. Owens April 16, 2015 at 09:00 am

Not even a minute into it and they’re already fumbling around with their weak hand and muzzling everyone to their right. Lotsa fingers near those triggers, kids.

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Sam W April 16, 2015 at 09:10 am

I don’t understand what the objective of these drills. What are they trying to teach?
It seems a lot of these schools just try to do things that seem hardcore and “operator” just because they saw something similar from a special operations forces school. Those all had a point to them and these are just dumb af.

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JoelC April 16, 2015 at 10:17 am

I’ve never understood the tactical applications for speed/challenge/blind assembly of a firearm… maybe Canada is different, but I keep my handguns assembled. It’s not about clearing jams, or squibs because they clearly aren’t practicing for that. Also you don’t need to fully fieldstrip to clear.

My guess is, that it is all about penis length, and I just showed that I’ve come up short. Time to break both thumbs, get blindfolded, and jump into a tank full of cobras with a disassembled handgun.

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ENDO-Mike April 16, 2015 at 11:16 am

Haha at your last paragraph. It’s the only way man. Take videos and get at me! ;)

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overkill556x45 April 16, 2015 at 12:44 pm

What if you’re caught infiltrating downtown Toronto to fix a hockey game and you’re tied to a bucket of ice water after being waterboarded and the guard looks away for a moment, having stopped in the middle of disassembling his sidearm? This doesn’t seem so dumb now, eh?

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JoelC April 16, 2015 at 12:58 pm

I didn’t think about that.

I was under the impression that Canadians don’t waterboarding or tie people up. Something more like this: https://youtu.be/3NNS_tLXBUQ

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ENDO-Mike April 16, 2015 at 02:06 pm

haha nice. I really should start watching past episodes of Family guy.

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ENDO-Mike April 16, 2015 at 02:05 pm

HAHA no… no it doesn’t. Good thinking.

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heavyfire7537 April 16, 2015 at 12:06 pm

I had to stop watching.

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JohnnyIShootStuff April 16, 2015 at 03:07 pm

4:30, mags are backwards. Entertaining video of people who were conned out of their loonies.

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endo kendo crescendos April 16, 2015 at 08:22 pm

How can I even watch this shit? 4 guys and 4 buckets, not very dramatic. Let’s take away 3 buckets and fill the last one with a mixture of egg, water, constarch, yogurt and salt and see whose really commited to victory.

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Never Go Full Yeager April 17, 2015 at 05:43 am

Video is gone! Add another one to a long list that ENDO has ridiculed into removal.

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ENDO-Mike April 17, 2015 at 01:30 pm

Yessssas. Someone reupped so it’s back now for good.

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major sizzurp April 17, 2015 at 06:57 am

The Maple Syrup Militia is a bunch of backwoods dudes here in NH.

Show some respect for the defenders of the Milk from the Tit of the Mother Maple!

Death to Aunt Jemima and her corn syrup infidel bastards

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Chill April 17, 2015 at 07:14 am

my wife is from geauga co. OH, which she claims is the maple syrup capital of the US of A. I tell she’s full of it and they just ship their shit in from you guys.
I’ve never seen a maple tree anywhere there.

And I agree, death to auntie J and the corn lobby. I prefer to have my throat NOT be cauterized by

CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

as I eat my breakfast.

Give me that shit from the trees, son.

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FatAlSharpton April 17, 2015 at 08:17 am

I hear they’re offering a new class:

You’ve got to reassemble your field stripped weapon and put two rounds center-mass with a hockey jersey pulled over your head in a darkened shoot house, while your buddy stands right next to the target.

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Grudge April 17, 2015 at 11:14 am

Video went private. HMMMMMM wonder why? LOL

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ENDO-Mike April 17, 2015 at 01:30 pm

Yessssas. Someone reupped so it’s back now for good. Hah

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darko April 20, 2015 at 02:05 pm

i thought putting your thumb to the back of the slide is kinda not safe. like at 1:23.
i mean, i understand what the point is but isn’t it kinda sorta dangerous?

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ENDO-Mike April 20, 2015 at 02:37 pm

Nah people do that all the time to be cool rather than use snap caps for some reason. A lot of vids on YouTube demonstrating the force it exerts.

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