Batman For Basement Dwellers

Basement tested, over protective mom / cheeto purchasing lady approved:

When I heard 1/4″ KYDEX I let out a *PFFFFFFFFFFFFttttttttttt* of epic proportions.  This suit is going to get some kid killed.  Batman can deflect bullets… 1/4″ kydex would end up with a real nice hole in it even with the smallest caliber. He actually does only say “bladed weapons” in the above video though.  Best case scenario I see guys getting their asses handed to them while wearing this suit + some restraining orders from some “damsels in distress” they were trying to help.  Ya not rapey at all to have a guy in a batsuit approach you and ask if you need help with your bags in a fake gruff Batman voice… *smh*

Dude is so gassed off his Batman type moves in the vid, it’s fun to watch. Seeing his hair move in slow motion after getting hit with the pipe in the secondary test video is entertaining too haha.

Batman-2nd-AmendmentOh thank god… I searched for the Kickstarter project fully expecting basement dwellers to have thrown like $5Million dollars at this project, but apparently there is some common sense in the world because he only raised $1255.

Thoughts?  Don’t lick the cheeto dust off your fingers and go for that credit card just yet… only the mask is avaible to purchase, not the full suit.  You can read more about the project over at the Armatus Designs website.



Tantal74 April 23, 2015 at 03:28 am

He seems to not be taking himself too seriously and having fun with the project. I lost it at the final “……I’M BATMAN.”

jeff April 23, 2015 at 04:25 am

lmfao holy DERP

derpmaster April 23, 2015 at 06:17 am

Nothing says “combat ready” like having some 130lb dork softly punch you a few times.

d0zer April 23, 2015 at 11:05 am

Indeed. I have seen more aggressive tickle fights than that little melee montage.

Taylor TX April 23, 2015 at 07:55 am

I cant even BATMAN!

Vitsaus April 23, 2015 at 08:33 am

In 6 months he will have his own tactical training school.

Bro-ham April 23, 2015 at 09:55 am

love the smug, rat face shaven smile at the end. No you are not batman, you are a second rate prop designer/community school drop out looking for a cash grab for your bat frolicking fantasies.

TheBear April 23, 2015 at 01:12 pm

Pretty much. A basic lamellar cuirass is 10x better than his costume.

tincankilla April 23, 2015 at 02:17 pm

this is awfully close to that armor from Rampage…

balais April 24, 2015 at 02:53 am


Obviously this is a role playing outfit more suitable for more “intimate” concerns in one’s bedroom rather than a real crime fighting tool. ;)

Im buying it.

Erik April 24, 2015 at 08:16 am

Reminds me of this classic:

1:05 – I love how there guys are there to catch him as he reaches the end of the cliff they sent him tumbling down.

T April 24, 2015 at 03:13 pm

Not even Cobra buckles?? Come on man, step up your design game. Haha I’d take it to ComiCon, but other than that… nah.

Critter April 25, 2015 at 08:16 am

Needs a Bat Cup.

PUNKMAFUKA May 3, 2015 at 08:51 am

Nothing is better that Project Grizzly:

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