Travis Haley On Utilizing Penile Alignment To Neutralize Multiple Adversaries

This is pretty funny:

I get that social networking / social proof is great for business, but it has to be so irritating to teach a class where everyone is trying to record you on their phones.  Not to mention if they are fiddling with the phones and concentrating on the recording, they probably aren’t really taking in fully what you’re trying to explain.  I’m assuming a lot of these guys just have the attitude like university professors have… if you want to play poker on your laptop rather than listen to the lecture and participate by my guest, just don’t come ask me to repeat shit after class.

Zoolander-Travis-HaleyAre you going to do the penile alignment thing from now on?  Were you disappointed the camera wasn’t closer to really take in the healthy glow Travis’ beautiful skin?  I just hope he was wearing sun screen.  Gotta keep the investment safe.

Ahhhhhh at the vertical video fail.

Gat tip: No Uno

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Raisedby_dogs May 11, 2015 at 06:02 am

Could not get past annoying laughter. “heeheehee Travis Haley said DICK.”

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ZBalentine May 11, 2015 at 06:24 am

That reload was smooth as fuck.

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Steve from Downtown Canada May 11, 2015 at 11:47 am

Would operate with.

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DangrousBrian May 11, 2015 at 09:25 am

i’m going to make it a personal mission to fuck all of my targets.

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Drew May 11, 2015 at 11:23 am

Ohhhhhh yeah, that’ll work.

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Vitsaus May 11, 2015 at 12:39 pm

Like Costashian he’s attempting to be a celebrity within his given field, if this were not true, he would forbid groupies from being on their phones and filming during his courses. He likes the attention, and he plays for the camera. Anyone who can’t see that needs to put the hand lotion down while watching his videos.

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ENDO-Mike May 11, 2015 at 12:43 pm

ROFL Costashian

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derpmaster May 11, 2015 at 02:38 pm

I hear he’s got a sex tape with Ray J that’s about to drop

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FatAlSharpton May 12, 2015 at 04:31 am

Vitsaus sending word to the street.

I think if Cooper were alive, everything but your iron signts would go in a Faraday cage and the old rattler would run a cell-jammer.
Have I taken pictures of things I’ve shot before? Yeah. I like to watch certain things explode in slow-motion, and I like to analyze my technique.
Other than that, I have nothing to sell, and I am not interested in having evidence of my proficiency with deadly weapons in the public domain.

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Grindstone May 15, 2015 at 09:55 am

I’ll still take his instructions over Costa. At least he’s actually operated on operations.

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Ken May 11, 2015 at 01:26 pm

Re: Vertical phone videos. Are people really that stupid? Unaware? Clueless? For krineoutloud!! Knock that shit off!!!

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Trilla May 11, 2015 at 04:26 pm

anyone know what type of shoes Travis is wearing?

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FatAlSharpton May 12, 2015 at 04:31 am

Black ones.

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T May 11, 2015 at 05:23 pm

That’s actually a really good point he makes. Wow that draw was smooth like his skin, 10/10 would operate with lol.

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Sheepdog6 May 16, 2015 at 08:22 am

Lack of beard takes one point off on the “would operate” scale.

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