Veyes Flip-Up Sunglasses For Celibacy And UV Protection

No… just no:



First off, I swear I saw this same “idea” numerous times throughout my childhood and even laughed at it back then.  Apparently it’s something “new” though, which people are willing to throw money at.  $30 minimum according to their Kickstarter (naturally) campaign.  It doesn’t look promising though seeing as they are less than 1/4 of the way to their $45,000 goal with only 17 days left.

I always find it interesting that there is a large percentage of the population that literally gives ZERO shits about how they look.  Either that, or they actually think these flip-up glasses look good… which is equally as interesting and puzzling.

Notch-HatI don’t know what’s worse, this or the Notch hat.  If you’re truly a next-level troll you can always clip these on your notch hat, and wear an extra pair of sunglasses just to block out the haters.

Veyes-Flip-SunglassesI don’t know about you guys, but I’ve never felt wearing sunglasses that much of an inconvenience that I was like “Oh I wish these had no arms on them, and were attached to a hat with a complicated flip-up gizmo so I could look short bus.”


Gat tip: Becklopedia



Bob Jader June 6, 2015 at 11:48 am

Fashion: It’s important.

Yeah June 6, 2015 at 12:28 pm

Bro, id totally get that. dunno why all the hate, those things are cool

Squirreltactical June 6, 2015 at 02:23 pm

The very first thing i though of when I saw this was, “Fuck! What do I do with all of NOTCH hats now?!”

ENDO-Mike June 6, 2015 at 02:26 pm

Gotta save the environment tactically and just use these flipups on the notch! :P

JohnnyIShootStuff June 6, 2015 at 05:33 pm

I’m really not understanding why you’d be flipping them up on an active range. Notch hat for the win.

lolinski June 6, 2015 at 05:36 pm

I really see no problem with this, I don’t get the hate. This is actually really useful for us wearing regular glasses.

Steven Williams June 6, 2015 at 05:42 pm

I actually like the Notch hat though.

ENDO-Mike June 6, 2015 at 05:57 pm

haha seems like a lot of people do! Notch loves that I make fun of them constantly, because it turns into sales. We might do a giveaway at some point in the future!

lee June 7, 2015 at 12:27 am

Baseball players, particularly outfielders, wear glasses similar to these all the time. Not a bad idea.

Beecher Bowers June 7, 2015 at 04:32 am

I wouldn’t say it’s a bad idea. Wearing over the ear muffs with standard glasses is cumbersome at best.

Major Sizzurp June 7, 2015 at 07:31 am

For those of us with weird shaped heads I gotta tell you the NOTCH hat seems legit. No matter how much you haters gonna hate. Sunglasses don’t fit right on my weird shaped ears, hats don’t fit right on my goofy head… I’d try the NOTCH hat in a second bro.

funnybookz June 7, 2015 at 03:33 pm

Have you ever worn ear pro over glasses for extended periods of time? I took a two day class last weekend and was continuously adjusting my ear pro because it was crushing my glasses into the sides of my skull. Super uncomfortable. I could totally see how this would help with that. I don’t see this as some “tacticool” absurdity and more of something that could actually help a lot of people.

Cal S. June 8, 2015 at 09:59 am

Yes, this is exactly what I was thinking would be a perfect usage. This is probably the only time I’d use them, though. Probably healthier than wolfing down Tylenol every 4 hours, too.

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