Glock Dangles Intrinsic Reward While Promoting Gun Safety

Two vids.  One goal:

0:38 – “With your pledge you will benefit from a heightened sense of confidence.”   <—- OH SHIT stop the presses!!! *rushes to us.glock.com/safetypledge/ to re-up on confidence*

“National Safety Month” hey?  So Glock is Month’ist I see…. why wasn’t there any website set up for Black History Month?  Also, why are they not co-promoting National Safety Month along with LGBT month (Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender) since they fall in June?  July coming up is National ice cream month… can we get a Gucci Mane limited edition Brrrrrrrr Glock?  September for National prostate awareness month can we get a deep conceal mini Glock of some sort?  I’m throwing these marketing ideas out for free btw.

Kind of creepy that they ask for everything but your actual address on the signup page.  Zip code is pretty damn specific as is… and you can creep on who signed up on that map below. At least the email address is optional. Since the reward is intrinsic, it’s kind of weird they didn’t make this international.

Related note: Gunny is starting to sound more and more like Gilbert Gottfried to me.

Glock-Diamond-Bedazzled-Pendant-JewelryUnless I can get a date with Tori, I’m not making a safety pledge.  My self confidence is already at peak levels, I actually think it’s kind of irresponsible for Glock to want to inject more confidence into my life.  God knows what I would do with it.  It would be like that dope Bradley Cooper movie Limitless… shit would get out of hand, then I’d crash.

Thoughts?  Did you reap the benefit of a heightened sense of confidence from “making your pledge”?

Final note: It was hilarious Michelle told me a while back on Instagram she wanted to punch me for blogging about her as “Tactial Snookie”. I wish I could find the post, but word is bond.


Comments

12 responses to “Glock Dangles Intrinsic Reward While Promoting Gun Safety”

  1. I’ve been over ‘The Gunny’ for a LONG time now.

  2. “Unless I can get a date with Tori, I’m not making a safety pledge.”
    Lol way to take a stand Endo. Plenty of confidence there.

    1. And +1 for Disco

    2. I don’t think even a date with Tori with be worth the time it would take me to fill out the form.

    3. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      Haha sometimes you gotta take a stand!!

      1. Beardly Avatar

        Tori was at EEO 2015 just a few weeks ago where I and some clubmates attended. She is… shorter then I thought, but we watched a few stages when our schedule alowed it and she is not bad, she got a win in her class after all. Trying to find some picture of her, but all I find is the kandid pics of the Czech girls :| (btw, pivothead glasses are awesome for snapping pictures _all the time_.

  3. I’m so tired of R. Lee Ermey. Back in 2011 I was at the NRA show and this guy was the rock star everyone was waiting to see. He was supposed to be there at 10am, this guy doesn’t show up until after 11 talking about the breakfast he just had, pretty much a dick move and way to sleep in when people are waiting on you. Next, this tough talker lays his head on a pillow, every night, in southern California. Yep, he lives in a state that won’t allow the Gen 4 Glock to be sold there. He’s just another type cast actor trying to cling to the relevance of his one hit. And to think, Glock fired Dave Sevigny and kept this guy around.

  4. FarmerJoe Avatar
    FarmerJoe

    Took me a minute to realize Michelle had eyes! Have mercy!

    1. elephantrider Avatar
      elephantrider

      Yep, the eyes are Factory Original, the tits are the bolt-on aftermarket type.

      1. FarmerJoe Avatar
        FarmerJoe

        It’s all good as long as I’m not paying for them.

  5. Would not operate with.

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