Stitches Really Grasping At Straws To Stay Relevant And Edgy

Even the title of this video is eyeroll / yawn city:

Wow right out of the gate we’re off to a nice “controversial” start.

I’m honestly surprised YouTube is allowing them to host the video there, and that it wasn’t classified as “hateful” or something.  Maybe Stitches’ manager had to call up youtube with a definition of the word, so he’d get a pass.

I can appreciate Stitches’ love for the 2nd Amendment, but he really should mellow out a bit.

3:07 – Dat Koopa backpack tho…

3:10 – I have to give it up to Stitches for this one — The Century Arms Centurion C39 AK Pistol… milled receiver, nice 100% USA made:


He’s come a long way from that Tapco-fucked SKS he called an AK-47 in his early vids.

Centurion-C39-AK-PistolIs it possible this is all theatrics, and Stitches is an avid / responsible shooter?  Have you seen him volunteering to pick up brass and help clean up at your local range?

Thoughts?  Where is stitches going to push the boundary next?  Unless he does a song in black face while trolling law enforcement, I can’t see it getting much more controversial than what he’s already done.

Gat tip: James



Andrew June 20, 2015 at 08:18 am

eh upon a small amount of google-fu Phillip Katsabanis seems to be regarded as a big ole phoney, leaving shows early chasing his wife down, throwing out bags of cocaine which are just flour. Seems like one big ass circus act.

RickyRob June 20, 2015 at 12:44 pm

Ha that’s funny and not surprising. A lot of these “rappers” are actors.

Dale June 20, 2015 at 08:46 am

Was that a steel case on the charging handle? Ha

sam June 20, 2015 at 09:07 am

Oh lol, I think it might be a rubber cap that is put on at the factory when packaging them.

Ed June 20, 2015 at 08:53 pm

It’s a rubber “protector” since that’s the only part of the firearm that protrudes. It prevents the charging handle from chewing up the cardboard box. Don’t ever trust anyone who can’t be hassled to remove it.

Nick June 20, 2015 at 10:29 pm

LOL for real? I saw it in some Google images but was not sure

WV Cycling June 20, 2015 at 10:32 am

I really think this dude has a cases of Schizophrenia, maybe paranoid type?

He’s angry all the time. :(

I’m hoping those tattoos on his face are just drawings with markers. His hair – when is the last time he’s seen a comb or shower?

Nick June 20, 2015 at 10:30 pm

So angry.

sam June 21, 2015 at 10:36 am

He’s trying too hard with the face tats, going straight for the cliched scary-stuff and piling it on. It’s something I would never have thought of (lol) but the Gucci-Mane ice-cream-cone is a better idea.

Christoph June 20, 2015 at 10:59 am

This guy is a dud, and a fake.

Hashtagbutt June 20, 2015 at 12:58 pm

Stitches has a hood card he can drop n bombs all day he’s from the local neighborhood and we’ll gets the ghetto pass so not so controversial other than all you people saying omg he said the n word and is white he can’t do that but select few are allowed I’m white and I say nigga to my black homies they don’t trip because they know I don’t mean it as an insult but as a friend/homie/buddy/pal

PunctuationMark June 20, 2015 at 09:49 pm

Can I be your homie? For the love of GOD, please say yes.

DMS June 21, 2015 at 08:10 am

Congrats on being one of the “select”. Perhaps a grasp of punctuation can be your next goal. #chokeyourself

Kevin June 20, 2015 at 03:34 pm

I saw Brick In Yo Face here when ENDO first posted it, and I have to be entirely honest. I love this dude’s music, it’s all ridiculous and fun. I heard this song way before there was a music video for it. I follow Stitches’ Snapchat, I follow his Instagram. My friends love Stitches too. My buddy came up to Michigan from Colorado, and took Stitches back with him. He and his friends love it too. It’s not uncommon to hear us at work saying Stitches’ favorite slogan: “Fuck a job.”

I’m 25 year old white dude whose primary sources of music are all metal bands and the occasional weird or outlandish artist from another genre that I just like a lot – and you cursed me with a love for Stitches. You’re a monster.

Bruh Bruh June 21, 2015 at 12:49 am

I too enjoy his music. I was pissed i missed his concert here in CO by like two days. Would loved to have taken him to the range with my new ak n extendos – cuz you know he dont shoot no pisto!

Trell June 21, 2015 at 02:12 am

Not sure if serious…

Kevin June 21, 2015 at 11:42 am


Ed June 20, 2015 at 08:57 pm

I don’t have to watch the video to know this guy doesn’t know shit about that AK. Anyone who would buy one with that stupid shark-fin fsb/gb obviously doesn’t.

Safetyfirst June 21, 2015 at 02:21 am

lololo, for anyone that’s not seen brass eye, go check it out.

Artumus June 21, 2015 at 02:50 am

110% waste of oxygen

DMS June 21, 2015 at 08:07 am

Agreed; why are this clown’s antics still posted here?

CisGenderedWhiteMale June 21, 2015 at 02:38 pm

Delicious click generated by outrage.

Denver Chris June 21, 2015 at 08:07 am

I love how the second guy is trying to act all hard, but he’s an anorexic, crossdressing, dreadlock-extendo having Wiz Kalifa-knockoff, wearing SKINNY JEANS made of LEATHER, who sounds like Courage the Cowardly dog just starting to go through puberty. Good lord, what the fuck is going on nowadays

Denver Chris June 21, 2015 at 08:09 am

Stitches looks like Bin Laden compared to this other guy, lol

HTTPeter June 21, 2015 at 10:21 am

LOL Wiz knockoff

jim bob June 21, 2015 at 11:58 am

it is my understanding that in places of a lower socioeconomic background, snitches get stitches. can anyone clarify, does that mean they receive a free copy of his CD, or are they speaking more philosophically and they mean they “get”, understand him, better than most?


mafbloggerdanny June 21, 2015 at 01:48 pm

If anyone was wondering about that weird face that flashes for 1 frame at about 1:40
I think it is George Zimmerman….strange….

Bruh Bruh June 21, 2015 at 04:33 pm

Whats with the double glawk derp scan from Sean J? I may need to incorperate that into my training. And im loving their trigger discipline!

FatAlSharpton June 23, 2015 at 08:49 am

Friendly note for all Paul Wall wannabe gangsters out there.
Get a straight job, make decent money, invest in high quality firearms, start a retirement plan, get a “loan out corporation,” and other IRS workarounds…

And then tattoo your face like a circus clown. At least we’ll respect your guns and financial planning.

Anonymous June 23, 2015 at 08:33 pm

I didn’t know latinos could be n*ggas…

Punkmafuka June 24, 2015 at 01:21 am

How does he kill anybody if he doesn’t ever shoot any guns in his videos? Maybe he doesn’t ever shoot any of his guns, maybe he should be saying FUCK TRIGGAS!!! because he sure as hell ain’t pulling any.

Russian Roulette June 24, 2015 at 12:49 pm

Stitches guest dude is going thru puberty and has a lisp. Awesome.

Kenny Kalashnikov August 11, 2016 at 02:53 pm

C39’s are trash, should’ve stuck with the SKS. ?

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