Beretta Clothing Will Have You Doing Cute Stuff With A Lady In No Time

Some sirs and ladies from Beretta for their new “lifestyle” clothing brand:

Meh… the video is fine and all.  If I was going for that look I’d just cop some strug J. Crew or Banana Republic for less money.  It’s not like this Beretta stuff is made in the USA or anything.  I’m sure it’s quality stuff regardless.  If I can get a tall skinny blond girl like the ones in the video though I’ll reconsider.  Does Beretta have any sort of money-back guarantee on that?  I picture that being a very complicated contract full of escape clauses, like if you touch her bum before marriage the guarantee is void etc…

Beretta-Firearms-LogoYou can check out the clothing on the Beretta Website.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that my own ENDO Apparel is unarguably far superior to Beretta’s own t-shirt collection designs.

Thoughts?

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