Getting Throwed With My Man Philip Thorrold

Philip knows that most of these triggas ain’t living right:

We already know Philip is rollin in something foreign sittin on leather gripping grain.  He really is bout that life; I keep telling you guys this.  Seriously who else but Philip would you expect to shoot at clays (successfully I’ll add) headed straight for his wiener?  That was a rhetorical question.

I bet his Nextel chirp all day.  Sponsorship deals, YouTube thots wanting a ride in the Ferrari, video ideas etc…

Philip-Thorrold-Clay-Skeet-ShootingIf I ever get the opportunity to drink with Philip Thorrold, he’s going to be like “Call me Phil” immediately after we meet.  Then I’ll crack a joke about how we should “get Thorrold”.  He’d immediately get the Bun B reference because he’s cool AF.  He’d then start the Pimp C verse off like “Phil T be that trill trigga / ENDO fuck that Hilfiger / Made myself a YouTube star / In the ‘rrari sippin barre”… I’d do one of those emphatic OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs naturally.  I have like 10 minutes more of a story in my head, but it’s 3AM so I’ll save it for another post.

Thoughts?

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