You Don’t Molon Any Labe Unless You Have An Instructor Zero Tool

“Pffff like do you even molon any labe? Didn’t think so.”  No detox tea yet, but this now exists:

Yea the Instructor Zero marketing engine is revving up again.  You know how you can tell when someone doesn’t molon any labe?  When they have a gucci $83 tool like this, and no scratches on any of their guns.  LOL replace the front sight on your Glock often brah?  Break windows often fam?  Oh but they might have purchased a battle wear package.

Thoughts?