The Luigi’s at Beretta were in the lab, and they came up with this:

“Read Manual Before Use” “Fires Without Magazine”…. damn Beretta you cute AF.  That shit slays me every time I see it.  They need to add more warnings just to troll… like “Don’t Point At Dick”, “Don’t Stick Up Ass”, “Wash Hands Before Use”.

You can read up on the specs here if you care.  Someone school me on why I’d buy this, considering Glock already exists?  Don’t even try to sell me on “the pistol can be field stripped without pulling the trigger.” because I give approximately -91 shits about that feature.

Thoughts?