Oh man… just when I thought I’d seen it all:

The official Intimidator OWB Holster website.  Yea the url looks sus, but the site is there.

The details as mentioned on their website.  Pasted in all caps as it was meant to be:

54:17 INTIMIDATOR PATENT PENDING HOLSTER INVENTION IS RELATED TO SAFETY IN CARRYING FORWARD DRAW HOLSTERS AND SPEEDING THE DRAW OF SUCH HANDGUNS. THE HOLSTER PROVIDES FOR THE FASTEST DRAWING OUT OF A HOLSTER WHICH WILL ENABLE THE WEARER AN OPTION TO SHOOT THE HANDGUN FROM THE HIP.
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IMPROVEMENTS FROM A TRADITIONAL HANDGUN HOLSTER.
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A PATENT PENDING FORWARD DRAW METHOD RESULTING IN SPEEDING THE DRAW OF SUCH HANDGUNS…
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DEFENSE RETENTION, MECHANICAL LOCK WITH THE OPTION OF A LEVEL 3 OR LEVEL 4 RETENTION HOLSTER (ON & OFF SWITCH)
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OFFENSE RETENTION ELECTRICAL SHOCK DEVICE
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LEVEL 4 HOLSTER…
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ALL STEEL CONSTRUCTION…
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NO SCREWS FOR RETENTION…
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TRIGGER GUARD…
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NO HOLSTER WEAR & TEAR ON YOUR FIREARM…
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PERSONALIZED LETTERING OR SYMBOL…

LOL I completely lost it at the Vanna White style presentation followed by the creepy mannequin hand getting zapped by the “offense retention electrical shock device”.  As you can see in the details I didn’t make up the phrase in quotations.  I love how the guy is even teacupping after the draw.

Oh, I don’t know if you all caught it, but the holster is “patent pending”.  A lot of other “cool” videos on his Instagram account.

I just noticed “All Steel Construction”. LOL my sides LOL I can’t breathe.

Thoughts?  You excited about this neva bin done befo revolutionary low profile design?

Gat tip: @tcar4107