H&K Promo Video Had me Smiling In German

I have no idea what the narrator said, but the video is pretty cool:

1:06 – I can’t tell what he’s saying… but are they not bragging about anything (high profile operation wise) since 1980?

2:39 – Ah the classic “diarrhea test”.  Seeing the ice shatter on the slide in slow motion at 2:55 was cool.

Thoughts?