Oh wow… once again the industry is BACK 👏 ON 👏 ITS 👏 BULLSHIT:

$49 over at Medieval Metals.  Oh wow, the site says the spikes are a “non lethal deterrent”… yea a deterrent from having a properly functioning hand once you injure it, and a deterrent from the touch of a female amirite fellas?

Thoughts?  Would purchase and hammer meat with?

Oh man… the only other products on the Medieval Metals website are “Spinner” related 😂.  If I ever get autism I’ll have to pick one of theirs up… the quality looks one hunnid.