How To Legally Buy A Machine Gun

TheAKguy telling us how it’s done:

Real talk.  I’m looking to more AK-50 vids from Brandon once he gets that beast cycling well enough to do mag dumps.  RIP the man’s shoulder.

Is it just me, or is the “You haven’t met America” pic, easily the most usable pic on basically everything I post?  It works both ironically and non-ironically.

Thoughts?  You have some LEGAL autos in the stash?  Please don’t tell me you have semi-autos fitted with the old “Amazon Special” type autosears.  ENDO is about more life through laughter.  I’m not trying to get any of you guys locked up / shot.