How To Mechanically Five Point Draw, Tactical T-Rex, And Derp Scan

USCCA made a “training” infomercial:

haha all the stereotypical range operator stuff I poke fun at.  Pure gold.  If you have an instagram page and you post videos of yourself shooting you best be hitting all these points or you’ll not be taken seriously as an instagram operator.  Don’t ever expect to land that much coveted rubber dummy sponsorship, or ever get a shot at being a brand thotbassator.

4:06 – Oh shit, she threw up the✌️ to see if mans was paying attention.  He was. No “no-look” derp scan for him. He looked.

Please someone show me a gun fight video where someone does this shit and I’ll quit making fun of it.  Actually I probably wont, but regardless I’d like to see a video.

Thoughts? You disappointed he didn’t rack the slide 14 times after doing the drill? I was.