Why Does All Front Sight Marketing Look Like It Was Done In 1985?

Seriously, I don’t get it… Literally all the videos look like they were filmed back in the 80s to fill time from 3AM to 6AM on a local cable TV station.

Front Sight used to do a LOT of online advertising.  Because of that I just assumed they were caked up like Scrooge Mc Duck, just swimming in cash over there.  I literally could not escape their ads, or Ignatius Pizza and his epic push broom.  I know I crack my self TF up, but seriously that Ignatius Pizza photoshop I did is still one of my favorites.  I hope at least one person at Front Sight trolls him by having that printed out and pinned to the fabric wall of their cubicle.  Maybe they even call him “Pizza” as an endearing nickname?  Or “Slice”… damn that’s actually kind of badass.  If my surname was Piazza I definitely would want to be referred to as “Slice”.

The Google autofill suggestions for Ignatius Piazza are funny… this is what they are in order

  1. Ignatius Piazza Daughter
  2. Scientology
  3. Wife
  4. Wikipedia
  5. Net Worth

I’ll admit after I saw the autofill suggestion I was like “Oh yea I wonder what his wife looks like”, thinking I would be dazzled by some younger lady that looks like Jem from Jem and the Holograms… sadly Google didn’t deliver any pictures at all.

Thoughts? Sorry posting has been very infrequent lately.   Life has been hectic you know?  Things are great though.  Nice of some of you guys to check up on me, thank you.  Remember, if you’re fiend’in for some ENDO content you can always hop over to my instagram page.  I find for tiny shitposts that’s a lot easier to handle a couple times a day when I’m really busy.

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