Configure Your EDC Battle / Chastity Belt However You Wish

Yo this is mad cute:

Don’t even talk to me unless you’re EDC’ing 4 pistol mags, two rifle mags, pistol, med kit, vape, and a rape whistle like this guy.

High Threat Concealment is the 🔌.  For a paltry starting price of $445 you can operate like this.

Thoughts?  Since my waist is 108″ I’m going to pick up two of these, connect them and double my loadout when I re-up on Taco Bell.