CarBEAN VS CarBYNE An Investigation Into Pronunciation

I’ve always said CarBYNE, but I also apparently say a ton of other things wrong:

haha this video is just under 12 minutes.  Taofledermaus doing the lord’s work.

If you pronounce Carbine “CarBEAN” then I’m sorry but you have to pronounce the following words the same way:

Combine = ComBEAN
Turbine = TurBEAN
Columbine = ColumBEAN
Concubine = ConcuBEAN

Gotta throw the hard “BEAN” at the end of all those words to keep consistency.  I don’t make the rules, but that’s just the way it is.

Thoughts?