Oh No Robots Can Do Parkour

The Skynet joke has been beaten to death… for real though, we’re all dead. This thing is SHOCKINGLY agile:

The Boston Dynamics Atlas 😬.  From now on I only am saying good things about robots, as a precaution for when they eventually create an Ai to see who to kill first.

I really need one of these things to come hiking with me, so it can be on high alert and fight bears or cougars if the need arises.  You just know that robot could probably pick a bear up and throw it through a tree.  The visual I just got LOL… I’d just be standing there all smug in the forest eating a trail snack like “I told you bear… don’t start shit, there won’t be no shit.”

Thoughts?