Stiches Is Back And Still Trying To Be An Edgelord in Shoot 2 Kill

Ugh this guy is still making music (if u EvEn WaNt To CaLL iT ThAt):

I remember when he first came out, everyone was like “OoooOOooO EdGy” because he said “nigga” and overtly rapped in that gravely voice about how many drugs he allegedly sold and how much dirt he did all while looking and talking like a TIER -20 piece of trash.  Anyways, the novelty quickly wore off once every song and video was similar, and the shock value of the face tattoos wore off.

Is it even still edgy when white rappers or white people in general say “nigga” in 2018?  I haven’t been keeping my ear to the streets regarding that lately.

Besides terrible music, the other crime being committed here by Stitches is wearing two different camouflage patterns.

Anyone like me in their mid 30s glad they didn’t get excessively inked up in an attempt to distract people from their shitty personality?  I feel like the only thing I missed out on is telling people with a straight face “My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”.  I would also do the classic maneuver of pretending I didn’t like to be asked about my tattoos, but secretly loving it when people did ask.  “Oh this sheepdog with a punisher logo face all breaking through the top later of a pie crust with III% artfully cut into it?  How much time do you got babe, want to get a drink?  *said while trying to make the bicep flex I’m doing look effortless, and more like part of a yawn/stretch*.

Thoughts?

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