Middle Schooler Who Thinks He’s In The Military

We definitely all have known someone like this 😂:

It always seemed to happen after summer break too. Someone would try and flex how they learned how to start a fire in the summer, shot some guns, built some forts (guys typically in some jr military thing or boy scouts)… and I was always thinking “Oh yea? Welcome to the club, I’ve been saying how cool that all was for years but all you guys wanted to do was play video games and watch TV while I did all that on my own.”. From what I remember they lost interest again pretty quick, but it was good while it lasted.