Big Mouth Billy Bass has some lead for DAT ASSSSSSSSSSS:

I’m sorry all I have is the picture.  I’d lose my damn mind if you could still hit a button and it would twist and sing.  For those of you too young to know what I’m talking about, this thing was very popular a while back.  Like I’m talking everyone on the planet was gifting one to their dad, brother, or grandpa:

Thoughts?  Better retention than an Uncle Mikes? 🤔 Might have to do some T&E and find out.