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“Concealing your weapons without having them be concealed per se”:

Shadow Carry ™️.  Another TM another day in the world of one of the greatest self defense critical thinkers of our time. Oh man when he turned around to demonstrate the 7:00/8:00 and 4:00/5:00 carry… 😂

1:48 – I love so much when he does that Darkwing duck shit with the arm he’s not drawing with.  You know what I’m talking about:

2:43 – When he throws on the SECURITY windbreaker he’s looking mad burly.  I had flashbacks of getting kicked out of the club because the tough guys I was there with started a fight.  I’m yelling that I didn’t do anything, I’ll leave but I just need to get back inside to get my jacket from coat check.  They didn’t give a shit, and completely stonewalled me.  It was expensive so you already know I had to go back the next night as soon as it opened to grab it.  You ever show up at a club as soon as they open their doors?  I’m telling you guys it was PRISTINE in there, and it even smelled great.  I probably would have stuck around for a bit to chill if it weren’t for the only customers being a handful of old dudes that were blatantly ogling the female servers.

Nothing much else really happens in the video.  I noticed that he’s got no light switch plate though, and the paint on those walls it looking FRESH 💦.  Did Chip (VODA) finally find his Johanna, or did he tactically paint that on his own in his underwear listening to Usher thinking about some BDSM girl he’s in love with who won’t return his Instagram direct messages? Been there VODA… been there.

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|- 📁 nevabindunbefo

Oh wow 🤔… a belt clip with a long magnet that you shove in your pants and stick a gun to.  *slow clap* Now you can incorporate a magnet into your brilliant Mexican carry.  What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

This came to me as a mass email which I’m assuming was sent to all gun blogs.  I did a deep sigh when Brandon (the guy from Idea Buyer who emailed me about this), called me an “influencer in this space” and offered to send me some samples to review.

Yo you guys gotta check out this “PrEsS ReLeAsE”:

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For unobtrusive firearm concealment, MagneCarry is the solution; a lightweight magnetic gun attachment meant to replace traditional gun holsters.
 Easy to use
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In partnership with Idea Buyer LLC., MagneCarry will be available for purchase on
Friday, December 7 th on Amazon for $21.99.

Initial inventory is expected to sell out quickly!

Fellas…

Idea incubator businesses like IdeaBuyer (the place that developed this) are definitely interesting.  I couldn’t imagine being one of those people low on the totem pole there.  If ideas like this one in the post somehow make it to development, can you imagine all the ones that they have to filter out?  I can see it now… A piehitter working on submitting his 5th idea, trying to get the wording right in the email… how to accurately describe a “training system” with a physical product consisting of an all-in-one treadmill with attached ratchet wrench wacker and bungee cords.  He can’t get the grin off his face as he pounds the keys he’s going to be so damn rich once it takes off.

You kings dropping $22 on one of these holster alternatives, and throwing your other holsters in the trash where they belong?  Remember Magnecarry is the perfect firearms accessory for law enforcement officers as well as military and government personnel.  I’m kind of choked there was no Navy SEAL endorsement… oh well give it some time.

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As long as no one died, this is pretty awesome:

LOL not ideal.   I’m assuming those are police in the video… what are they using that stuff for anyways?  I thought Dragon’s Breath was strictly for shits and giggles?  If a cop ever lights some bad guy up with one of those rounds, it doesn’t matter if the guy killed 52 people before hand all the major news networks will pile on that the cop really should have went easier on him, get him fired, and rile the people up about what they will call police brutality.

Thoughts?  When is the VODA “Dragon’s Breath for the ladies self defense 🐲🐲🐲” video dropping?

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Very cool video, but my eyes rolled into the back of my head during the gunpology:

After reading the YouTube comments, I feel like I went full “basic bitch” in commenting on him issuing that Gunpology… literally that’s what most of the comments that I scrolled through were about. 😭

4:50 – Man the worst thing YouTube did was take the ad money away from these guys.  Now rather than some relevant ad being shown to me for something I was probably going to buy anyways, I have to listen to him push some food subscription service.

I kind of wish he would have used the opportunity to troll people by saying we should be calling them suppressors and NOT silencers, because they suppress the sound and don’t silence it like in the movies.  Then people would absolutely lose their shit in the comments like “ARRRRRRRGHHHHH Hiram Percy Maxim invented the silencer and he called them silencers so ya I think HE would know.

Thoughts?

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This woman is getting a boudoir fit off, talking that 2nd amendment talk:

Like a thotty Thomas Jefferson posted up in a Super8 motel bathroom with the Samsung phone on record.  This popped up in my “recommended videos”😂

Oh man the fact the video is a whole minute and a half blows my mind… I kept thinking the whole time “Hmmmm 🤔 where is this going exactly…”

Thots? Thoughts? There are another couple “interesting” videos on her channel, including one of her thanking a Tucson police officer for his service and he’s like “Uhhhh what exactly are you doing” to which she replies: “I’m just filming the lights.” Then you can tell he’s thinking, whatever I’m sorry I asked and he gets back in his car. Quality content from her you should be thankful you’re getting for free.

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Real Oakland CA shit right here:

My experience with Oakland is very limited, but that place terrifies even during the day.  I was there briefly a few months ago on the way from hiking in Yosemite (Shout out Half Dome) stopping in to fuel up the car on the way into San Francisco, and it was a scene.  I’m hoping there are “better” areas I maybe haven’t seen in that city, but in general what I have seen aligned with people’s comments.  I’m not really sure what the point of shooting the ceiling of the shooting range on purpose is, unless the goal is just to troll people.

This guy in the video actually got tagged in the post, and he DMd me a picture of himself with an AR and a Glock talking some shit.  Not threatening me or anything, just showing me his guns and briefly describing them in an Oakland manner.  I didn’t really care to get into it with him and his range shenanigans, so I just replied something like “Niiiiiice” and moved on with my night.

Since we’re talking about the Yay Area I gotta embed a 1996 E-40 classic:

Thoughts?

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