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Stuff like this makes me love the internet.  Where else would someone actually go to the trouble to chop a grip and design and print a functional 3 round magazine?  Incredible.  California should cut this man a check.

Source: 2a3dPrint on IG

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This guy:

Head Sheepdog In Charge always doing the most.  I’m not saying this wouldn’t work, but I am saying with the chaos of real life fight not being in 1/20th speed I don’t know how WELL it would work.   If you could pull that off right out to the draw and shot placement, wow that would be something.   The prosecution would love to see moves that like on CCTV.  “My client watched a lot of YouTube videos your honor.”  Jury: 🤔🤔🤔😳🤔🤢🤔😎🐑😬🤔🤔

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So true:

The single tear 😂 … relatable.

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I wrote another sheepdog vignette (sorry, not sorry 😂):

Andrew downshifted, leaned forward, then revved the Honda CBR; blowing past the Rite Aid through the stale amber light at the intersection. Another day, another car full of leftists he thought to himself as he shook his head, glancing in the rear view mirror to see the silver Prius full of girls in their 20s stopped at the now-red light. “Got that drink to give your fat ass the energy to shoot someone?” , “Is that gun to protect your feelings from people making fun of your dumb helmet?”, “Don’t shoot! hahah” they taunted seconds earlier. This beautiful day off work was NOT going to be the day he would succumb to either second amendment or fat shaming. With the open Pacific Coast Highway in front of him, Andrew pulled the clutch, changed gears then leaned back, taking his hand off the left grip to touch his holstered M&P, making sure it was still seated in the kydex. Out of habit, he then reached to his lower back.. Yep, no surprise the retention on the ass-crack Monster was solid as usual. Adjusting to a more relaxed position, placing his hand on his left thigh, he cruised along.. looking out at the open ocean. Another 10 minutes or so to the parking lot at the lookout point, and he would be able to sip the tepid energy drink, resume the 4.5 hour Joe Rogan podcast episode he was working on, all while watching girls surf. “This is living, man…” he mumbled through his joker face print bandana into the wind, and smiled.

Pic from: applcobbler

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0:02 – Holy, this sounds like it’s going to be boring.

0:12 – Ok ok.. some decent “making of” footage so far.  I’m here for it.

0:27 – Damn, I thought the lobby would be more flexy.  Looks like a Holiday Inn Express.

0:33 – Smith really CLOMPING down those stairs.  Catching the cool breeze in the room across his fresh fade.

1:13 – They are really working on minting a bunch of new M&P Bois I see.

1:26 – Wtf is a “HYDROXYL GENERATOR”?  Edit: “hydroxyl generators are used to eliminate odors and break down volatile organic compounds (VOCs) in indoor environments”.  I’ll have to look more into that.. sounds a bit snake oil to me.

1:38 – The man said they are working on manufacturing and delivering more pistols, revolvers and rifles today than ANY TIME in their 169 year history.

2:13 – Talk about revealing an “exciting new product”

2:26 – Hell yea, Julie Golob is a queen.

3:23 – The GunSmarts thing sounds really solid.

4:57 – Here we go… a promo video.  These are always fun.

7:29 – It was one of those connect with people through shared experiences and hope type vids.  Predictable, but they did a nice job on it.  I’m always hoping the promo videos will have some random dude who just left a coffee job john-wicking some gang members that try to rob him.  I guess I’ll have to keep waiting and hoping.

7:53 – Since 1852.  That’s definitely impressive.  No disputing that.   Daaaaaaamn Daniel with the epic beard.

11:04 – The new product reveal is the M&P Shield Plus.  Promo vid time.  Good changes I suppose.  I’m really glad I’m not in the review business… my reviews would literally be like 10 seconds long.  I don’t know how some of those YouTubers do it.

14:04 – Man, that is a LOT of text on the slide.  “M&P 9 SHIELD PLUS PERFORMANCE CENTER” then the logo.

I wonder why they choose to use the cringy smith-wesson rather than smithandwesson ?  Neither is great honestly, but the hyphen is deadass the most cringe thing ever.  With all the money they have they should definitely buy SW(.)com off whoever owns it.

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haha crucial:

This should be a “thing” done with every design.

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