Edwin Sarkissian x my former-future son Royal Nonesuch:

Good to see Royal Nonsuch still in the mix.  A true legend… if you’re not familiar with his shenanigans, you can search for his name on this site.  Sadly, the videos are probably all removed from YouTube now but you can get the gist of what his deal was.

2:13 – Royal… haha what a mad lad.  His life insurance premiums must be off the charts 😅.

2:15 – TURNED THAT ARM TO LINGUINI! 🍝🍝🍝%

2:42 – “It went right through the pan, both sides.”  LOL oh, who ever could have guessed that would happen? 🤣

Can we all agree that Edwin is a god tier shitposter now?  I got some flack for that years ago when I called him that at the link, and numerous other times.  Granted the comments read like they were written by either Edwin himself, or his mom or auntie.  3.36M subscribers now though I see.. WOW, the man has a fan base. Wait, so you mean to tell me he has more subs than Colion Noir (1.74M) and Military Arms Channel (1.17M) combined?  Is that for real, or some sort of wonky bought subscriber scheme going on?  Honestly he’s really owning the craft, and delivering 2 videos a week like clockwork so maybe that’s the secret?

Thoughts?

COMMENT
02-19-2021

Mama mia, an Italian club track:

Nice promo video.  It did the job. The CGI exploding clay at the end was cool.

Exclusive look at me back in ’08:

LOL we used to quote that video so much back in the day.  I can’t believe it doesn’t even have 1M views yet.

Fuggitaboutit.  Thoughts?

P.S. If anyone at Beretta wants to put me up at Lake Como for the summer, I’ll provide consulting for the next Beretta clothing season. We could do kind of a Devil Wears Prada type thing. Basically it will just be me eating too much pizza, being a diva, and pointing at my favorite clothing brand Stone Island (which also happens to be Italian) saying “do this”.

COMMENT
02-19-2021

Big Mouth Billy Bass has some lead for DAT ASSSSSSSSSSS:

I’m sorry all I have is the picture.  I’d lose my damn mind if you could still hit a button and it would twist and sing.  For those of you too young to know what I’m talking about, this thing was very popular a while back.  Like I’m talking everyone on the planet was gifting one to their dad, brother, or grandpa:

Thoughts?  Better retention than an Uncle Mikes? 🤔 Might have to do some T&E and find out.

COMMENT
02-10-2021

Indian BRUTHERS of the BLADE:

Law Enforcement state-side should take notes.  Less MRAPs, more fruit boots on the ground.  You know I had to make a meme up:

Thoughts? 🛼🛼🛼% Sponsor the mf boys, Rollerblade.  Large companies always drop the ball when it comes to once in a lifetime marketing opportunities.  If I ran Rollerblade you better believe I’m ordering up some butter chicken and naan… going to pick it up and then hiring the restaurant guy as my translator to broker a deal with India.  It’s called agility.. that’s how you get things done in this world sWeatie.

Gat tip: @sea_air_thai

COMMENT
02-9-2021

If you have a regular bipod you must be poor.  This is the new hotness:

You know I had to do it to em.

Elite Iron is the company that sells the luxury bipods.  The website was confusing (for my pea brain anyways) at first, but once I realized I could scroll to the bottom of any one of those pages and configure what I wanted then was smooth sailing.  Here’s a more in depth (non meme) video about the bipod:

I don’t even shoot much, and I basically need this thing now, in order to feel like I’m living my best life.

Thoughts?

COMMENT
01-22-2021

Two versions… the FDP-9 (Folding Defensive Pistol) and the FDC-9 (Folding Defensive Carbine).

Big link. Magpul 🤝 Zev Technologies to make the magic happen; you love to see it.  I’ve been thinking of this gun (along with everyone else) since the 2008 SHOT SHOW… I’m actually surprised it’s taking them this long to do, since I can’t even remember the last time the entire internet was so hyped over something.  Oh well it’s happening now (well, the year 2022) so that’s good to see.  If you weren’t born yet, or were too young to remember the 2008 SHOT video they previewed on the TV in the above promo, here it is:

Walk your dog, take the garbage out, get the mail… haha timeless.

If you click the Magpul link above it goes into the legality of the setup.

Thoughts? I should also mention that if you’re looking to put an AR-15 brace or stock on your Glock, I’ve been making my stock adapter for the Glock (GEN 1,2,3) for years now. Will I ever come out with the GEN4/5? Maybe. I’ve had the prototype done for ages.

COMMENT
01-22-2021