oh no Plinkster baby what is you doin?

PROTECT THE BEES AT ALL COSTS.  That said, the hole boring would get crazy annoying… I had no idea there was such thing as carpenter bees, and that they did that.  $10K on the railing?… that’s a check.

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05-11-2018

I wrote another one of these yesterday and tossed it up on IG. People seemed to like it:

“WOOOOOOOO IT’S 5:11 SOMEWHERE amirite!?” said Will yelled just before he used his finger as a fulcrum for his punisher logo keychain, breaching a hole in the bottom of a cold can of Monster Energy Assault. Opening the top and shotgunning the sugary red liquid in three massive gulps, he proceeded to smash the empty can on the top of his YETI cooler he had strategically covered the logo on with an Ozark Trail sticker. “OUTTA MY CoOoOoOoOOOOOL DeAD HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands.” he sung loudly over the beat of the country song that was booming out of the nearby speakers. Will had no idea where his friends were at the moment, but that didn’t matter because he had lots of beer, and since it was a free outdoor music festival there were plenty of were girls around. Flipping the lid open on the cooler he jammed his hand into the ice and fished around until he located a can of Natty Ice. Just then, the song finished and he locked eyes with a brunette girl in an S&W shirt who was dancing near him. “I like your tattoo, I’m Steph” she said in a sweet voice as she took a few steps towards him. “The name’s Will, but my friends call me Lonewolf” he said nodding the brim of his multicam velcro patch hat and extending his hand for her to shake after wiping the sweat off it on his Wranglers. “Soft hands. Want to have a beer, and help me re-apply sunscreen to this badboy?” he said. “Lonewolf, I’d love to!” said Steph. He handed her the can of Natty ice and the SPF 40 as he reached back into the Ozarkafied YETI for another can for himself. Will wasn’t one to get ahead of himself, but when a female entity in a permissive environment shows that much of an interest… you know, he found it hard not to let his mind wander. As she squirted the sunscreen onto her hand and rubbed it onto his bicep and forearm, Will was concentrating on holding the flex and thinking of his next move. *I’ll definitely get her alone somewhere quieter, by telling her she should come see my Tacoma and help me bring back more beer… that would be smooth*. he thought. *I hope he has a lifted Tacoma with exhaust tips and a spartan decal* Steph fantasized. 📷via @js10590

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I hope you guys are enjoying the sheepdog fan fiction as much as I enjoy writing it. More coming soon.

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05-9-2018

Gun Jesus Ian doing the Lord’s work:

I must have been busy in January (Disneyland likely haha) when he initially posted this video.  10/10 content, would watch again.

Ian is so knowledgable about firearms, it’s insane.  I wish he would mix it up more often with funny videos on the chan like this one.

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05-9-2018

Donny Glover brings it:

Yea yea it’s “anti gun”, oh well I post Brady Campaign stuff on here too because I feel like I should expose you guys to both sides.  Dudes be in the comments like “NOT GONNNA GET MY CLICK MONEY.  U ANTI GUN NOW ENDO?”  Chill brah, the beat is nice.

Man, why didn’t he collab with Charlie Daniels on this?  At least should have gave him or a lookalike a cameo or sampled the “you haven’t met America” line.  That video is so surreal, I still think about it at least a few times per week.

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05-9-2018

This guy is running for Georgia state governor:

The only thing I find more cringy than politics and the main people involved, are low effort but try hard promo videos… worse yet when they are gun related.

What are the chances Brian has at least one gun with a bible inscription on it, a punisher skull, or MoLoN LaBe?

I didn’t scroll the YouTube comments, but I wouldn’t be surprised if piehitters (who don’t even live in Georgia) were like “Brain, I’m GoNa VoTe 4 You.  IMpoRTnt Queshtun Tho diD u ShOoT yUr YETI cOoLerz Yet?”

The “I have guns, so treat my daughter well” joke is so played out.  I don’t know when it was first uttered, but I’m sure it was shortly after the invention of black powder.  I think it’s safe to say the joke has run its course.

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05-4-2018

Rich Graham at it again.  Beard, bullets, and two of his buddies:

This “drill” looks about as useful as it is interesting.  Nothing much really happens in the video, but since the internet exists and is used by many as a place to stroke their egos we see Rich Graham convinced two of his buddies to stand ahead of where he’s shooting so he shoots past them at the “threat”.   Some of us gasp at how unnecessary having two live human beings stand in front of the line of fire for something like this is… others will comment or say to themselves “Hell yea brother”, because somehow this slight risk speaks to them… Rich Graham doesn’t conform  This is all done in a very slow and controlled manner thankfully, but that also makes it less interesting.

I miss Tactical Jostle Rich Graham.

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05-4-2018