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Instructor Zero stunting for the camera: Cool green video tone bro.  Man what the hell kind of shirt is he wearing?  It’s wild how one minute he can go from being a fit god: Rolex GMT, Stone Island jacket, Gucci hat… to that camouflage S.O.D. monstrosity.  ROFL if you look at the back of the […]

*raises hand…* guilty.  A boring minute and a bit long video, which seems like hours: LOL half punisher skull American flag / half night vision operator hoodie print on Zero… HOLY ULTRA CRINGE.  Train like you fight though haha. 1:10 – You can tell this guy who waddles in is repeating to himself “body mechanics […]

“Pffff like do you even molon any labe? Didn’t think so.”  No detox tea yet, but this now exists: Yea the Instructor Zero marketing engine is revving up again.  You know how you can tell when someone doesn’t molon any labe?  When they have a gucci $83 tool like this, and no scratches on any […]

This should be no surprise.  Instructor Zero heavy breathing POV *Audio NSFW*: Where the Instructor Zero brand detox tea at tho? LOL 2:06 – Oh sweet jesus I just noticed he’s wearing a Notch Hat.  me:*drinks drano* I bet this guy’s day to day life is priceless.  Everything from making morning coffee, to brushing his […]

I don’t know if this required an 8 minute video, but here you go: Is it just me, or has Instructor Zero’s English got a lot better? As usual, I feel like I’m missing on when an Instructor Zero video now doesn’t contain all or some of: a yoga half ball, tactical yoga pants, and gas mask. […]

Title sounding like a damn Hardy Boys novel I know. Man… how embarrassing would it be to be Instructor Zero’s pole guy?  It would be one of those things that you’d just leave off the resume.  Like your next potential employer would be like “hmmmm this is suspicious, why did this guy have an employment gap […]