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“And from the heavens a light shoneth upon zero” -Proverbs 13:29 0:16 – Hit mans with the ULTRA LIGHT BEAM. That is all.  Thoughts? LOL P.S. – That photoshop is still among some of my finest work.  I bet instructor Zero saw it and was like “Mama mia!” and spit Italian soda (or as he […]

Instructor Zero stunting for the camera: Cool green video tone bro.  Man what the hell kind of shirt is he wearing?  It’s wild how one minute he can go from being a fit god: Rolex GMT, Stone Island jacket, Gucci hat… to that camouflage S.O.D. monstrosity.  ROFL if you look at the back of the […]

*raises hand…* guilty.  A boring minute and a bit long video, which seems like hours: LOL half punisher skull American flag / half night vision operator hoodie print on Zero… HOLY ULTRA CRINGE.  Train like you fight though haha. 1:10 – You can tell this guy who waddles in is repeating to himself “body mechanics […]

“Pffff like do you even molon any labe? Didn’t think so.”  No detox tea yet, but this now exists: Yea the Instructor Zero marketing engine is revving up again.  You know how you can tell when someone doesn’t molon any labe?  When they have a gucci $83 tool like this, and no scratches on any […]

This should be no surprise.  Instructor Zero heavy breathing POV *Audio NSFW*: Where the Instructor Zero brand detox tea at tho? LOL 2:06 – Oh sweet jesus I just noticed he’s wearing a Notch Hat.  me:*drinks drano* I bet this guy’s day to day life is priceless.  Everything from making morning coffee, to brushing his […]

I don’t know if this required an 8 minute video, but here you go: Is it just me, or has Instructor Zero’s English got a lot better? As usual, I feel like I’m missing on when an Instructor Zero video now doesn’t contain all or some of: a yoga half ball, tactical yoga pants, and gas mask. […]