Another day, another video of people training like they fight:

I don’t know what’s more bizarre, the video or Rockwell Tactical’s response to the internet critiquing the video. If you click through to the other slides to the right of the video you can read it. Surprisingly the “DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE KOALAFICATSHUNS OF THE GUYS IN THIS CLASS AND THE KOALAFICATSHUNS OF THE INSTRUCTORS!?” comments are absent this time.

I’m not sure what good “medical equipment” will do when someone potentially takes a round to the head, but I also really don’t know anything about ballistics outside what I’ve learned on The Box-O-Truth, my own shooting at random things, and videos I’ve watched on YouTube.  No one got shot in the video thankfully, so we didn’t have to find out.

“We make sure we have comms to EMS and route to nearest hospital”.  I liked that part also.

Thoughts?

COMMENT
11-27-2018

This track has bops, pull up 🚗💨💨💨:

Some of the comments on the Instagram post I did on this video are pure gold:

Lil Gnar feels universal background checks are in violation of the second amendment  -guccidad420

Honestly probably one of the best things to happen to the 2A community.  -somekindofstandard

“When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty” – Lil Gnar  -_nesposi

Thoughts?

COMMENT
11-27-2018

This guy’s voice sounds like what pure testosterone sounds like:

“Give yourself the edge”… Ok.  The “pistol” is nice, I’ll give them that… however it’s definitely on the NeVa BiN DuN BeFO list along with every other possible configuration of AR-15.  MSRP $1,560.

0:26 – “Battle ready”?  I wish they would have elaborated on that one with specifics.  I just want to hear about the battle they are marketing it for… ISIS?  Home invasion shootouts?  The GubMiNt whEN ThEy trYnA CoMe n TaKe It?  All of the above?

0:37 – LOL this dude hiked to some higher ground just to dump some rounds.

Here’s another ad with the same narrator, for their RO Elite Operator 1911 in 10mm.  Since it’s a 10mm I’m almost positive some wild shit is going to be said:

Again, it looks nice I guess.  Whose buying $1145 1911’s though and what does this 1911 do differently than every other 1911 they and every other manufacturer has made since WWI?  At least with electronics, take Apple for instance if you get a new phone you get the benefits of it being quicker, nicer looking, thinner, nicer screen, better camera, better sound and the list goes on and on.  Would it be a flex to own this gun and show your buddies?  Would they go “WHOA… dude I can’t believe you own the coveted RO Elite Operator 10mm 1911.  So Siiiiiiiiiick.  Can I hold it?”?

0:20 – Comparing the handgun to a kid with the “AHhhh they grow up so fast”.. then on to the “It’s hard to raise a good handgun today.  In a WORLD OF ENTITLED SNOWFLAKES the…” Ok guys I think that’s enough internet for me today.  Oh man it goes further into “HeLL ya BoRtHer” territory after that unfortunately.

0:56 – “Built for lead slingers who don’t believe in excuses OR participation awards”. C R I N G E 😬.

Um so like are you fellas defending your legacy or are you a bunch of cuck snowflake entitled pansies that proLLy voted for Hitlery?  (I feel like the essence of my made up outro must have been in at at least one of the initial script drafts of these commercials 😂)

COMMENT
11-26-2018

This made me go “hehe”:

I’m just glad 5.11 can do cute little videos like this and not take themselves too seriously.  Maybe I’m the only one that finds this type of marketing a bit refreshing though?  Most other gun related brands keep trying to convince me what an ALPHA SHEEPDOG I’ll be if I buy their products, and it gets exhausting *cough Springfield Armory* *cough Sig Sauer*.

Thoughts?

COMMENT
11-26-2018

straight outta Israel:

Some people who just got into guns will be like “WHOA CRAZY” when the see pictures of this thing, but being a seasoned student of the gun internet since Al Gore invented it I can tell you that this is not surprising at all.  I actually am surprised that they didn’t come out with a flashy video to accompany the release of the gun… you know like showing how you can carry it unloaded then awkwardly pull it out and load it when you want to shoot (Israeli style).  Yoooo and horse stance 😭😂 I just remembered this wild post demoing that, where I called the dude Kosher Costa.  Good times good times.

I don’t see this SPIKE for sale on the Bul Armory website, but they do have a massive picture in the top slider calling it a special edition.  I can’t imagine and practical use for a 1911 with spikes…. well maybe one… if it jams in a CQB situation you can just stab someone with it 🤷‍♂️

Thoughts?

Gat tip: mtfjeff

COMMENT
11-20-2018

VICE looks into it… it’s wild:

Ok I’m like 10 seconds in and I’m already like 🤔🤔🤔.  Where do I get a bullet crown to wear around the crib to annoy my girlfriend with?  I need a real kingly .50 BMG one 😂.

1:17 – 1911 + Karambit.  A classic combo for those with EXTREMELY fine taste 🍷.  haha they keep showing this setup over and over during the next few minutes.

2:47 – What’s the point of being armed at church, if all your guns are ziptied inoperable?  That’s called faking the funk.

4:40 – This lady speaks the truth.

6:07 – Man man’s got ducks in a pond, and a crib that’s on a hill which can see three states.  That’s a holy flex ⛪️💪.

6:37 – Crown / AR-15 silhouette custom camo hahha

9:27 – I hope we get to see him shoot a 20mm (to match that round on his desk) later.

12:58 – The VICE girl is looking like “This dude with the combover can’t be serious with this terrible Happy Birthday flip?”

13:13 – They keep showing that delicious looking fruit, and it’s making me want a fruit salad.

23:16 – LOL his brother is the owner of KHAR ARMS.

28:07 – Ah there it is… wolf and predator talk.  I knew this guy was a sheepdog 😂.

If this guy doesn’t say “If you come at the king, you best not miss” like Omar from the wire, then he’s not only doing himself an injustice but also his congregation.

Thoughts?  What do you think, does Gun King read ENDO?  He’s definitely putting his Harvard education to work.

Gat tip: Spencer

COMMENT
11-20-2018