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    Glock Dangles Intrinsic Reward While Promoting Gun Safety

    Two vids.  One goal:

    0:38 – “With your pledge you will benefit from a heightened sense of confidence.”   <—- OH SHIT stop the presses!!! *rushes to us.glock.com/safetypledge/ to re-up on confidence*

    “National Safety Month” hey?  So Glock is Month’ist I see…. why wasn’t there any website set up for Black History Month?  Also, why are they not co-promoting National Safety Month along with LGBT month (Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender) since they fall in June?  July coming up is National ice cream month… can we get a Gucci Mane limited edition Brrrrrrrr Glock?  September for National prostate awareness month can we get a deep conceal mini Glock of some sort?  I’m throwing these marketing ideas out for free btw.

    Kind of creepy that they ask for everything but your actual address on the signup page.  Zip code is pretty damn specific as is… and you can creep on who signed up on that map below. At least the email address is optional. Since the reward is intrinsic, it’s kind of weird they didn’t make this international.

    Related note: Gunny is starting to sound more and more like Gilbert Gottfried to me.

    Glock-Diamond-Bedazzled-Pendant-JewelryUnless I can get a date with Tori, I’m not making a safety pledge.  My self confidence is already at peak levels, I actually think it’s kind of irresponsible for Glock to want to inject more confidence into my life.  God knows what I would do with it.  It would be like that dope Bradley Cooper movie Limitless… shit would get out of hand, then I’d crash.

    Thoughts?  Did you reap the benefit of a heightened sense of confidence from “making your pledge”?

    Final note: It was hilarious Michelle told me a while back on Instagram she wanted to punch me for blogging about her as “Tactial Snookie”. I wish I could find the post, but word is bond.

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    ISIS Lights Up And Pours Out

    Actually lighting cigarettes and liquor / pouring liquor out in Syria. A video from last April:

    1:16 – Argh, I was hoping that entire pile would explode, and that ISIS member would catch on fire after all that alcohol they poured on top.

    come-thru-its-litI wonder if Aazad and Youcef hit the homies with the mass message like, “come thru, it’s lit”?  In Arabic: “تأتي من خلال ، هو مضاء” LOL I should put that on a shirt.  It has a nice ring to it when you hit the speaker in google translate and the Arabic robot says is.

    In my opinion they should have just invited some girls and thrown a party.  ISIS doesn’t get down like that though.  They basically do the opposite of anything I think is cool or sane.

    I feel so privileged seeing what a terrible life people have in places like Syria.  So many cool people there I bet, and they have to live in such shitty / oppressive conditions.  I bet they don’t even have Tinder there!  Outrageous… I’m outraged.

    Thoughts?

    Gat tip: Chris

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    Front Under Barrel Slide Cocking Maneuver

    Not only was the shooter slow with this method.. but I also just don’t like it.  What’s wrong with sling shotting the slide?:

    Additionally… was this some sort of drill with a dud round?  Did he have an FTF?  I’m asking this because I’m wondering why the pistol didn’t go into slide-lock when he fired the previous round.  Is it something I’m too low speed to understand?

    Cue the comment: “Ya Mike what do you know anyway?  Do you even IDPA?  Plenty of guys use this method, nothing to see here move along.”

    Me: “Whatever brah.  Lets blade.”

    Stand-by-me-19110:02 – DAT FLINCH.  ahhhhhhh.

    I don’t know what kind of Gucci 1911 that is, but judging by the finish on it and the excessive serrations I bet it’s the price of a lightly used FIAT.

    Thoughts?

    P.S. – Jet fuel can’t melt beams. 2Pac lives.  Beyonce is illuminati.  Browning did 1911.

    Gat tip: TFB & TTAG where there are some ridiculous comments.

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    Doody Blops III Multiplayer Reveal Trailer

    Guy-VickersComing out November 6th, 2015.  Wow that looks intense… I couldn’t even.

    Without even trying this game, I can already tell you my life span in multiplayer would be no more than a handful of seconds each time.

    I’m going to ask “Thoughts?” as usual even though I know you’re all going to be like “CALL OF DUTY CAN SUCK IT”.

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    .50 BMG Exploding Arrows Aloha Bitches

    Royal Nonesuch kicks it up a notch:

    haha even the outfit is perfect.  HAWAIIAN EVERYTHANG.

    Royal-Nonesuch-HawaiianI’m surprised his little rig at the beginning didn’t work.  Those other few that connected were pretty cool.  Definitely an expensive item to shoot for fun, without any actual benefit.

    As you can see Royal’s mom is back on the Camera again.  I still haven’t found her on Tinder, but will continue to look.  I’ll keep you guys posted on my route to become his step dad.

    8:35 – He talks about the arrow breaking in two on the compound bow… yea no kidding that back part could have gone thought your hand! Ahhhhhhh.  My first job when I’m his step dad is to ramp up safety.

    Thoughts?

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    The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Trailer

    This looks like it has entertainment potential, even though it looks like every other action/spy movie ever made:

    The-Man-From-UncleThis is a spinoff of the 1960’s TV show by the same name.  Looks very Bond-esque…  I’ll watch it someday.

    1:49 – Ah there’s that suppressed pistol with the stock and the scope on it that people always talk about from the original TV show.

    Thoughts?  Rolling your eyes at yet another non original movie?

    In theaters August 14, 2015.