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    Veyes Flip-Up Sunglasses For Celibacy And UV Protection

    No… just no:

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    First off, I swear I saw this same “idea” numerous times throughout my childhood and even laughed at it back then.  Apparently it’s something “new” though, which people are willing to throw money at.  $30 minimum according to their Kickstarter (naturally) campaign.  It doesn’t look promising though seeing as they are less than 1/4 of the way to their $45,000 goal with only 17 days left.

    I always find it interesting that there is a large percentage of the population that literally gives ZERO shits about how they look.  Either that, or they actually think these flip-up glasses look good… which is equally as interesting and puzzling.

    Notch-HatI don’t know what’s worse, this or the Notch hat.  If you’re truly a next-level troll you can always clip these on your notch hat, and wear an extra pair of sunglasses just to block out the haters.

    Veyes-Flip-SunglassesI don’t know about you guys, but I’ve never felt wearing sunglasses that much of an inconvenience that I was like “Oh I wish these had no arms on them, and were attached to a hat with a complicated flip-up gizmo so I could look short bus.”

    Thoughts?

    Gat tip: Becklopedia

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    LAV Cleans Up With The Iron Sights

    This is awesome:

    1:25 – “We’ll see if the young dawg can spank the old dawg” haha Ok Larry… Ok.

    2:55 – Larry is up to shoot.  As soon as that other guy only hit a couple targets I knew this was going to be good if Larry hit even one more.

    3:56 – LOLOL “YES!  I CLEANED IT DAWG.  Hell ya bRAH.”

    Man, Larry is a BEAST with the accuracy.

    Larry-Vickers-Hover-SunglassesWhat brand is LAV’s softshell?  Arcteryx LEAF?

    Gat tip: Jerry, Addyyoon

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    Drunk Pakistani Uncle Ain’t Bout Those Four Rules

    Oh hellllll no:

    Yikes… two people he flagged.  It’s a miracle no one died…. basically went right in between those kids.

    Pakistan-Negligent-Discharge-FirearmI don’t actually know if the guy with the gun is actually their uncle, or if he’s even drunk.  At least if he was drunk he’d have a bit of an excuse for his negligence.

    I love how the one kid in the black sticks around after that all went down, and the guy is still manipulating the rifle without a care in the world.  *smh*

    Thoughts?

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    Jim Huish Is Really Beating To Death This Guns As Percussion Thing

    Hmmmmm:

    0:08 – OMG no one has even started singing yet and girl is having a tea party with that grip.

    0:13 – Oh lawd… this is going to be a long 2.5 minutes… so in between shooting and going back to teacup grip WITH HER SEMI AUTO BERETTA, she’s racking the slide to eject a perfectly good round.  Cool story babe.

    0:25 – AAHHHhhhh she’s doing the same thing with the AR-15 now too.  Ok, to stop myself from getting even more mad I’m just going to say it was for the sake of percussion.

    0:36 – Breathe Mike… breathe… It’s only a song…. breathe…

    0:44 – Meh… would right swipe.  Might re-consider later and hit her with the “unmatch” though over some minor shit because I’m picky like that.

    Please tell me they picked up all those perfectly good ejected live rounds.

    If you missed the two other Jim Huish tracks, there is the Cup Song and Uptown Funk.

    Kelly-Clarkson

    You know what… I’ll take this over that Aussie joker Steve Lee any day though.  That dude needs to apologize to music and sound in general.

    I googled the original Kelly Clarkson song, and my first thought was “What happened to her, she’s like 400 lbs now?”.  Then I thought I might have been mistaken, that maybe she was always on the rotund side so naturally I did some google images research… Nope, I was right she used to be skinny back in the American Idol days.  That’s where my research ended though.  If one of you guys drops some knowledge on me in the comments like “Uh Mike, she has some rare disease so she can’t help it you shithead”, then I feed bad / apologize in advance.

    Thoughts?

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    Pour Some Mexican Cane Sugar On Tactical Me

    Get it? Because the song is a bootleg version of Def Leppard “Pour Some Sugar On Me“:

    Operational ninjas, with the all black everythang.

    ShakespeareOperatorPour Some Sugar On Me was such a classic strip club song, before rappers and r&b singers made tracks strictly for that arena.  I haven’t been to a strip club in like 8 years, so maybe theres a hipster movement to bring back songs like this, I don’t know.  Update me in the comments.

    Gat tip: Zachary

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    Wired Makes A Scary Ghost Gun

    The “ghost gun” nomenclature needs to go, because it sounds lame:

    1. Drill press – messed that up almost immediately because he was being mad reckless with the drilling.
    2. 3d printer – Cut himself removing support material, and it looked like a peice of shit in general.
    3. Ghost Gunner from Defense Distributed – Looked good and ended up being the only usable one.

    So dramatic he turned the three of them over to the San Francisco police at the end, rather than just taking the drill press and drilling some more holes through them or cutting them in half or something.  That would have been so funny if just to troll, he said “I drilled a 3rd hole in the receiver here to render it useless”, but actually drilled the auto hole haha.

    Defense-Distributed-Ghost-Gunner-CNCYou can read a story about this over at Wired, but it’s basically a more long winded version of this video.

    Thoughts?