Like most Kickstarter type crowd funding campaigns, this doesn’t yet exist as a tangible product:

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9mm-Vodka-Case$45,000 goal.  You can check out the “9mm Vodka” Indiegogo campaign here.

*Yawn* really?  A gun shaped liquor bottle?  Yea that hasn’t been done before *eye roll*.  Sure maybe there hasn’t been an Uzi bottle, I’ll give him that… but is the world really at a loss because of that?  To make things worse you’re not even getting any liquor at any of the pledge levels because federal laws apparently prohibit offering alcohol as a reward to people backing a campaign (booooo).

I know they say 9X% of selling liquor is branding, but I think all this is just too basic for anyone to actually care.  The bottle itself, if done correctly might look kind of cool… you get that with the $50 and above pledges.  According to the Indiegogo description dude does seem to know his glass.  Trying to raise $45,000 by hawking bullshit CafePress style branded items (see below) to raise the money though is just weak, and further sullies the whole campaign.   Oh and a video of a girl shooting a mini-gun… WHAAAAAAT GIRLS INVOLVED IN MARKETING LIQUOR?  That’s another perk he’s offering that has NEVA BEEN DONE BEFO’. haha

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I rarely drink vodka, but when I do I don’t pay a premium for any non standard bottle shape made for the young kid drinking market and pretentious douchebags who think having a bottle in the shape of a skull, Uzi, or whatever else is going to somehow make them the envy of everyone.  Worse yet are douchebags who buy expensive bottles once and then pour cheap stuff into those expensive bottles.  If you like Smirnoff, or that’s all you can afford that’s nothing to be ashamed off!  However, if you pooled together some struggle money to buy a fancy bottle in order to lie and pass your cheap liquor off as being higher class you should be ashamed.

If this actually does reach it’s $45,000 goal I think I made take a bit of a break from blogging.  I’ll draw up a Deagle, AR-15, Glock, AK-47 etc.. all in Solidworks then I’ll render them in realistically in glass using Bunkspeed, start a Kickstarter with the pictures and make MILLIONS.  I won’t even need to contact Smirnoff or anyone about filling my bottles with liquor.  I can just sell empty bottles like this guy! muahahahah.

9mm-Vodka-LogoIf you’re not already turned off by this campaign, the guy repeatedly uses the term “ammunition clips”.  That straight up ruined my night.

Thoughts?

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08-23-2013

Try GripShot! *eye roll* The picatinny rail mounted handgun holster adapter:

Oh and not just any handgun holster, the Blackhawk Serpa.  If you’re not familiar, this holster is known worldwide for people accidentally shooting themselves on the unholster because it involves pressing a button with your finger to disengage a lock in order to pull the gun out.  Remember Tex Grebner?

LOL in some of the website photos the even have the FN 5.7 mounted (pictured) on a short barreled AR.  People constantly shit their pants over that gun ever since that piece of shit Fort Hood shooter used it, and the media reported that the rounds go 291x the speed of light and penetrate tank armor if I remember correctly.

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Now I’m not going to front and act like this wont decrease draw time if you’ve already got your rifle pointed at someone, because the handgun is literally right where your hands are.  My question is… if you’ve already got your rifle pointed at someone, why would you suddenly be like “Oh I think I would rather use something inferior to shoot this scumbag”?  Yea I get that if your rifle runs dry and you have no more ammo, you’re going to need to use your handgun, and in this case your handgun is right there.  Really though at that point the best thing would probably be to get your now useless rifle out of the way first, and grab your handgun off your belt (or other normal places) where it should be?

The one guy in the video is so damn highspeed that he is using a grip shot in conjunction with a drop leg holster with another handgun in it.  I’m sure he probably has another backup on his ankle, and possibly even a 4th handgun IWB.  The great news is that Blackhawk (oh excuse me “BLACKHAWK!” because apparently you have to yell the name) makes both right and left handed Serpa holsters, so you can easily mount handguns all up and down your quad rail like a true operator.  Mattv2099, why haven’t you done this yet?  I am disappoint.

The “system” goes for $95 without a holster and $135 with a holster over at GripShot.  

I’m really disappointed that BLACKHAWK doesn’t make Serpa’s for the Deagle brand Deagle. So much for my next project I was going to call the “Reciprocal Deagle” where I would mount Deagle after Deagle on top of one another using the top picatinny rail. “Deagle Centipede”? Like that name better? Maybe I’ll see if Blackhawk would be down for a custom run just to troll.

Thoughts?  Would operate with?

Hat tip: Van

28 COMMENTS

08-22-2013

Carnik Con kicks knowledge in his unique way:

I knew I was in for a wild ride when it opened with “Dugan’s Tool Shed”.  I liked the history of how the suppressor for the MP5 was invented… quite accurate I imagine.

3:30 – LOL swiss cheese target.

5:17 – Make sure to watch up to the very end, there are outtakes!  Outtakes are the best.

Hmmm that MP5 SD selector switch looks familiar… oh right I make a shirt of it over at ENDO Apparel ;)

Thoughts?

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08-22-2013

Yesterday I posted their derpy video about how Stand Your Ground law is the worst thing ever invented… then today I get sent this:

Yea read their response tweet over and let it sink in.  I really hope this “viewpoint” is just of the single idiot running the twitter account, and not the viewpoint of the whole organization.  If it is the viewpoint of the whole organization though that really wouldn’t surprise me I suppose.

It’s pretty clear what the tweet means.  If an innocent (women, child, man etc..) is getting raped, murdered, beaten, tortured, robbed etc.. and someone else has the means to stop it immediately by taking the badguy’s life CSGV would rather that not happen.  I’m assuming this statement of there’s also encompasses police.  Yea great idea… maybe CNN, FOX, NBC and what not should just advertise that criminals can do whatever they want and be assured they will not be harmed.  What a great world that would be.

I really don’t have anymore to write on this because I’m just dumbfounded.  There is actually a whole twitter argument they have (which you can read here) where they dig themselves an even deeper hole.

Coalition-To-Stop-Gun-ViolenceThese people live in a fantasy world.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Scott

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08-22-2013

Master Ken doesn’t mess around when it comes to mustaches or handgun disarms:

Master-Ken-Pistol-Disarmhahah that’s pretty good, I like Master Ken’s style.

I could quote some parts of the video for LOLs, but you’re better off just watching it.

I feel that if Master Ken ever wanted to retire that red suit for something black with lots of MOLLE, the man would be a natural at operating in operations.

Hat tip: @ATAtactical

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08-21-2013

So many murders every day because of stand your ground laws in those 26 states that have it.  Oh wait, there isn’t. *eye roll*:

This derpy “George Zimmerman is a mass murderer” commercial was put out by Coalition To Stop Gun Violence.  As you can see they like to blame murders on things like laws and guns, not people and their decisions/actions.  

And what’s with the tag line “our laws should protect victims, not create more”?  LOL wtf?  If the shooting is justified I’d hardly call the dead scumbag a “victim”.  Well I guess they are a victim of their own stupidity and poor life choices… definitely not a victim of the law though.

Coalition-To-Stop-Gun-ViolenceHow long are we still going to have to hear about Zimmerman and Trayvon?  Oh right, it’s going to be until the next incident happens where the media and everyone else that wants guns banned can dance on that fresh blood instead. Even better if it can be turned into another race issue.

Thoughts?

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08-21-2013