The longest longboi I’ve ever seen.  A BIG IRON:

It’s actually a real custom gun made by Reddit user Suspectgore074, not a photoshop. 🤣💀

How he made it:

The short story is three slides, the long story is that it took me two attempts to make this thing. The first slide I made got a good thrashing on the milling machine, and was mostly unrecoverable, so I started again on a new slide. I later found a demilled colt slide and chopped that for my second upcoming long slide. The way I extended it is I made custom spacers and welded them between the chopped segments, and then blended it.  It’s got a regular government spring with a really long spring cap.

Thoughts?  As much as I’m obsessed with the things the 3d printing guys are doing.. it’s cool to see someone make something like this for fun out of real steel.

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Holy the larp intro is very accurate.  I don’t know how quickly Administrative Results is gaining followers.. but with high quality hilarious content like he puts out, it has gotta be fast.  140,000 subs right now… I bet he hits 500k in no time.




haha it’s all in good fun fellas.



The 1911 guys are at it again:

😬 big yikes.  I had to hunt down the original post for this… a bunch of people sent it to me but the name was crossed out.  Why would you cross someone’s name out?  They posted it on SOCIAL media.  Gotta give credit where credit is due.  What if someone wanted their own Squirrel pelt holster?  If we had no idea who made this, I’d feel like I was doing the guy a disservice by not making him easy enough to contact for business inquiries.



I need some rich guy shit like this in my life:

I’d definitely want to take a few classes with it, just to stunt on the poors with Glocks and Wilson Combat 1911s.  Then everyone would make fun of me for likely having tons of classic 1911 jams with it, but I’d roll with the punches and call up the chef to cater lunch for the class just as an apology for putting up with my typical bullshit.

I feel like a lot of rich guys are so cultured and educated they could probably quote their favorite part of Dante’s inferno (in Italian). If you’ve been to any of the major museums in the world, there’s normally at least a few Dante’s Inferno inspired paintings, which btw are typically terrifying looking. Sure they are incredibly detailed and artistically everything about them is amazing, but you’d have to be a serial killer to want something so grotesque in your actual home. I’m more into the nouveau riche stuff like Kaws, George Condo, Roy Lichtenstein, Warhol, Basquiat etc. My other other exposure to Dante’s Inferno is at the end of the Action Bronson song CHOP CHOP CHOP where he samples this old Italian guy reading it haha.  Because I feel the need to always shove rap in your face here’s the song:

Thoughts? You fellas ever wish you hadn’t seen someone in concert, and could just appreciate their music like you used to?  I still like Action Bronson’s music a lot, but when he came to Portland he played like 3 songs.  The lineup for beer was huge and slow moving, and once we finally got some the lights went on and the concert was over.  I can’t stand things like that.  I think that might even even been the last rap concert I went to (and that was more than a few years ago).

I should probably mention Cabot makes the 1911, if anyone actually cares.


A mini 1911 they call the 911.  Ok…

0:24 – Pelican didn’t cut the MFin check, so that’s what happens… they get scratched out.  haha sorry about the link… after I did it I was like “Man this is some thefirearmblog bullshit I’m on right now”, but rather than delete it as I normally would I figured it leave it up and show the thought process.

1:09 – If someone asks you about your subcompact 1911 you have to be like “Um sorry sweAtie it’s hypercompact, do your googles.”

1:32 – Aw man I heard “And an extended magazine for…” and I gasped until they said it only added an additional round.  Don’t even talk to me unless your company is making 30+ rounders.

1:41 – “Carry… for life” It’s not the worst motto I’ve heard honestly.

Since both of these ads aren’t all that interesting you get 2 for the price 1 in this post:

I never did like the “Saint” moniker and the massive lower receiver engraving, but whatever as usual (and rightfully so) no one cares what I think.  Since I first said that I didn’t like it, Springfield probably made a bajillion dollars off it.

0:04 – You just gonna sit at your keyboards and let Springfield talk shit to you about your AR is probably shitty and collecting dust in a safe?  That got me riled up.

1:10 – “Never a victim.  Always a victor.”  Bruh…

These commercials were pretty tame compared to the first two I made fun of.

Thoughts?  Should I invest in Aluminum, or short sell AR-15 stock?  Probably short sell both, because I did the math and by my calculations 82.52% of Aluminum that is produced in the world goes into making AR-15 receivers… so when one market crashes it will take the other with it.  *laughs in duffle bags full of million$*